Originally posted by KmcKarma
I was riding my bike when I was about 13 and seen a hot girl so I showed off trying to a mono and landed on my ass with the bike handle's coming down and hitting me on my balls 😐
... that's kinda like my dumb-ass moment. 🙂
I was riding my bike home and a hottie from work drove by, honked, and waved at me. I waved back, but didn't notice a nearby bus stop pole. My wave'n arm hit the pole, I spun around off my bike, and bit the dust.
... I felt so kool. 😐
I was driving, and I saw my first physical love in her car ahead of me, I sped up, it was raining, I pulled up next to her, I turned my head, we met eyes, I waved and smiled, then I rode up the curb and bent my rear axel costing me a couple hundred bucks to fix. The last thing I saw of her that day was her laughing at me and speeding off as my car came to a hault.