What don't you want for Christmas?

I really don't need a box of gross cookies in that big ol' gold tin from my old babysitter. 😬

Granted, if I do get it, I will eat all of them, that is why I don't want it.

I dont want puke wrapped up in a box.

I dont care.

I truly can do without another pair of jumper cable nipple tassels. 😬

I dont want another mob of half naked girls trying to hook up with me.....

Whoops, silly me..

Originally posted by Mišt
I dont want another mob of half naked girls trying to hook up with me.....

*sings like Chris Isaac*

No IIIIiii .... don't want to fall in luv...... with you. serenade

Sorry, Thins. That'd just be weird... 😐

And I don't want another mob of naked 'halfgirls' trying to hook up with me! There is only so much one can do with upper torsos. 😑

Originally posted by D-Double
*sings like Chris Isaac*

No IIIIiii .... don't want to fall in luv...... with you. serenade

Sorry, Thins. That'd just be weird... 😐

If I were that girl in the video, I'd want myself for x'mas! 😛

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
If I were that girl in the video, I'd want myself for x'mas! 😛

I'd want you too!! 😱

... it just got a lil weird right then, didn't it? 😐

*backs out of the thread......*

Originally posted by D-Double
I'd want you too!! 😱

... it just got a lil weird right then, didn't it? 😐

*asks Santa for a butt plug* 😐

😛 😄

My mother always gets me a new nighty...a long flannel one for a joke..with pink bed socks..

The socks are cool..but the nighty eurgh

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
😆

*asks Santa for a butt plug* 😐

😛 😄

... 😂

A butt WHAT?!! scared

I don't think Santa deals in those kind of toys... no2

I don't want my left ear.

I don't want to not get everything on my Christmas List.

is it comprehensible.....

I don't want... 6. 😕 😐