My most recent dream. I was working at my very last job I had "McDonalds" and as I was sweeping the parking lot I saw a girl crossing the street coming my way. Then a guy came out from the place and met with her. Short after that I was in another place with my pal Bruce Lee. I had some change in my pocket and I decided to test his speed&reflexes. I threw my change at him surprisingly (a bunch of quarters/dimes) and he caught them all in the air but one coin fell. He looked at me and smiled, then threw the same change at me, but as the mass of coins came at me they took a very complex form even harder than mine. I could only catch 4 coins and the rest fell within my pride. Then he smiled again but this time even more joyful. And I said "ok Bruce, I understand". Because I was with no girl and the guy was, that did not made me a loser but it is my choice to be at the time sweeping alone doing my job. And Bruce is still my friend even if he defeated me.
My all-time favorite weird dream:
Some long-lost cousins of mine had decided to come over, and my family and I were getting ready for their arrival, all excited and whatnot. But we suddenly realized we didn't have any ginger ale!!!! So we went over to the store to get some ginger ale but when we came back, the long-lost cousins had already arrived and somehow gotten into our house. We went in to explain what had happened, but when we entered, they bound and gagged us. Turns out they were going to take over our house and our lives. And to remove our stink, they had torn off all the carpet and the wallpaper. So anyway, they stuffed us inside my sister's room with this five-year-old girl who had super-strength and threw boxes at us. Meanwhile, their son (who looked exactly like me) was having a birthday party and we had to be kept hidden cause they had told everyone it was their house. So we had to flee the house and move away under new names. That's kinda where it ended.
I immediately afterwards dreamt that I was on a bus with a bunch of lizard-leopard hybrids. But I thought, "this is only a dream. I fell asleep in the car as we were fleeing from our evil cousins." Then a black hole opened up in the back of the bus and sucked us all in and I woke up.