Superman vs Batman, Wolverine, Robin, The Human Torch & Spider-man

Started by Quick Freeze3 pages

isnt prep what makes comics interesting?
without prep there'd be no story, no thinking, no creativity, no character in any characters.

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I'll go with the team on this one. Superman's been beaten by less than these guys. And I don't buy into that "Speedblitz >>> All" crappola. Damn cop out answer.

There's actually a really simple scenario:

Batman: Hal, you mind making a few GL rings for me?

Originally posted by Melnorme
I'll go with the team on this one. Superman's been beaten by less than these guys. And I don't buy into that "Speedblitz >>> All" crappola. Damn cop out answer.
That speedblitz is what happened last time Batman was confronted by Superman during Sacrifice. He was a standing target.

yeah but supes wont even know where to look, you're saying as soon as he sences a trap he'l just speed blitz everything til he's satisfied? i'm wherever they set him up will be covered in lead or something so i guess he'd have to.

i just dont think anybody's taking into consideration the character aspects of the heroes involved in this. . .

and keep in mind they now can use Red Sun just no kryptonite

This is a load of crap to me superman can take on anyone and i mean anyone, when superman fights he fights calmly but imagine something tragic like lois being murdered i think thats when people will see the super in superman

he can but he wont
especially not batman, he has no idea that batman is trying to beat him
if he were to walk into a trap being attacked by five superheroes, that would be the last time he would go all out because he would assume it's some kind of plot or something.

he'd fight defensively and with red sun radiation on their side they can bury the man of steel

Again. They can just get a few GL rings from Hal and badda bing badda boom they win.

aw come on theres got to be spidey and logan fans out there that are a little interested!

Originally posted by Draco69
There's actually a really simple scenario:

Batman: Hal, you mind making a few GL rings for me?


And here we have Hal's response.

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
he can but he wont
especially not batman, he has no idea that batman is trying to beat him
if he were to walk into a trap being attacked by five superheroes, that would be the last time he would go all out because he would assume it's some kind of plot or something.

he'd fight defensively and with red sun radiation on their side they can bury the man of steel

Well Red Sunlight isn't enough, Superman has been hit with that alot and was still able to fight. If they do use it on him it'll be there last.

Originally posted by The Ion
And here we have Hal's response.

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Originally posted by kgkg
Superman will kill them

i hate prep

I hate "This guy vs these guys. This guys weaknesses are all null and void."

It's bullshit. Batman would not get into a fight with Superman WITHOUT the aid fo Kryptonite or red sun radiation.

he has red sun! i changed it on like the 4th post!

whatever if you hate it then you're waisting your time posting on it

Originally posted by The Ion
And here we have Hal's response.

Batman: I NEED GL rings!

Green Lantern: F*** you! I'm HAL JORDAN!

Spider-Man: ............

Robin: PLEASE, Hal?

Green Lantern: Didn't you hear me? I'm HAL JORDAN!

Human Torch: We are SO screwed.

Batman: Fine. But I had a plan against such discourse.

Robin: Gee, Batman. You ALWAYS have a plan don't you?

Batman: Of course I do. Just like I have a plan to genetically clone you when Blask Mask or the Joker kills you. I'm quite tired of finding a replacement all the time.

Robin: What?!

Batman: Nothing! Listen, Hal. If you give me a few GL rings, I'll give you your heart's desire.

Green Lantern: A lifelike replica of myself to sexually ravish for those morning boners?

Batman: ..........No. THESE!

Robin, Spider-Man, Human Torch: *collective gasps*

Green Lantern: K-k-k-KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!!

Batman: I know your secret, Hal. It wasn't a Yellow Parasite that drove you insane. It was because the Crisis wiped Krispy Kreme Doughnuts from existence. You remembered the taste. And you went mad because it didn't exist anymore. So you killed hundreds and became Parallax so you could bring back Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. And you succeeded, didn't you?

Green Lantern: You don't understand! They...taste.....SOOOOOOO....good. I have s**ked SO many c***ks just to get enough cash to buy them. *sobs*

Batman: Well, now they can be yours again Hal. I'm the richest man on the face of the planet. I can give you a LIFETIME supply of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. FOREVER.

Spider-Man: Isn't wielding the Green Lantern ring a sacred obligation that requires a fearless soul and....

Green Lantern: F*** off, Urkel! I'm HAL JORDAN. I make the damn decisions!

Batman: Of course you do, Hal. Of course, you do.

Green Lantern: Take the damn rings. Just leave me and my beloved Kremes alone!

Batman: God, I'm good. Come on, Superman doesn't stand a chance.

Robin: Uh. Bruce. Why did you put a green dildo up my....

Batman: That's NOT important. FOCUS on the MISSION!

Originally posted by Draco69
Batman: I NEED GL rings!

Green Lantern: F*** you! I'm HAL JORDAN!

Spider-Man: ............

Robin: PLEASE, Hal?

Green Lantern: Didn't you hear me? I'm HAL JORDAN!

Human Torch: We are SO screwed.

Batman: Fine. But I had a plan against such discourse.

Robin: Gee, Batman. You ALWAYS have a plan don't you?

Batman: Of course I do. Just like I have a plan to genetically clone you when Blask Mask or the Joker kills you. I'm quite tired of finding a replacement all the time.

Robin: What?!

Batman: Nothing! Listen, Hal. If you give me a few GL rings, I'll give you your heart's desire.

Green Lantern: A lifelike replica of myself to sexually ravish for those morning boners?

Batman: ..........No. THESE!

Robin, Spider-Man, Human Torch: *collective gasps*

Green Lantern: K-k-k-KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!!

Batman: I know your secret, Hal. It wasn't a Yellow Parasite that drove you insane. It was because the Crisis wiped Krispy Kreme Doughnuts from existence. You remembered the taste. And you went mad because it didn't exist anymore. So you killed hundreds and became Parallax so you could bring back Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. And you succeeded, didn't you?

Green Lantern: You don't understand! They...taste.....SOOOOOOO....good. I have s**ked SO many c***ks just to get enough cash to buy them. *sobs*

Batman: Well, now they can be yours again Hal. I'm the richest man on the face of the planet. I can give you a LIFETIME supply of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. FOREVER.

Spider-Man: Isn't wielding the Green Lantern ring a sacred obligation that requires a fearless soul and....

Green Lantern: F*** off, Urkel! I'm HAL JORDAN. I make the damn decisions!

Batman: Of course you do, Hal. Of course, you do.

Green Lantern: Take the damn rings. Just leave me and my beloved Kremes alone!

Batman: God, I'm good. Come on, Superman doesn't stand a chance.

Robin: Uh. Bruce. Why did you put a green dildo up my....

Batman: That's NOT important. FOCUS on the MISSION!

😆 so i gues logan was just sitting there puffin a cuban the whole time?

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
isnt prep what makes comics interesting?
Prep sucks.

Superman still wins.

Bah! Hal will fall to the will of the KREMES!!

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