I'm coming out

I did NOTHING to deserve that coal last year! 😠

I mean, DAMN! That old lady was like, 90. She was going to die soon anyway...

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I did NOTHING to deserve that coal last year! 😠

I mean, DAMN! That old lady was like, 90. She was going to die soon anyway...

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
well...you'll be getting something in your stocking 😖hifty:...and by stocking...i mean anywhere i will put it 😖hifty:...oh thats naughty naughty

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Ohh... I like big surprises... Especially in my stocking 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ohh... I like big surprises... Especially in my stocking 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do tell 😖hifty:

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something that squirts............. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
erm..thats not why i gave you coal..its that childrens orphanage that you ransacked and took all the toys so you could sell them back to me 🙄

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I though... er... you needed help with your toy-making...

I was donating, DAMMIT! 😠

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I though... er... you needed help with your toy-making...

I was donating, DAMMIT! 😠

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio all right...*marks on list* 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
donating at 50 bucks a toy

Well... er...

Gas has gone up! Yeah... and the North Pole ain't no damn Sunday drive!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Can't wait to unwrap my gift... droolio 😖hifty:

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Well... er...

Gas has gone up! Yeah... and the North Pole ain't no damn Sunday drive!

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i dont think it says "Dont open till Xmas" on it anywhere 😖hifty:

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Ohh... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
You held me at gunpoint to bring you to the north pole on my sleigh....

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That gun was expensive... disgust

I want something tasty.............

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
That gun was expensive... disgust

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want something tasty.............

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ho ho ho

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
You stole it from Papa elf 🙄 (ps..i can go all night) Chocolate?

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nope guess again........... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LethalFemme
nope guess again........... 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
all out of sweet stuff 😄

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take a guess now?.......lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
take a guess now?.......lol

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*notices you're staring at my crotch again* 😄

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