Blink vs. Thor

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Blink vs. Thor

Normal versions. Bloodlust on for Blink. Takes place in the Sahara Desert. No prep. 300 feet apart on the ground. Who wins?

I want to say Blink... but I'm pretty sure I'll be hanged, drawn and quartered if I do...

Be brave, yon soldier! Victory has never been for the weak!

She could conceivably simply do what she did to Hyperion...

If she could react fast enough to make a portal that would send Hyperion's eye blasts back at him from point blank, i'd say she's fast enough to make a portal that sends Mjolnir right into the back of Thor's head.
So throwing the hammer won't work.
If he decides to go hand to hand, she can just either keep porting herself away, or she could port him into space. Instant ring-out.
She could port things into his body, or out of his body, etc. etc. etc. Don't know if that would help or not, but i'm willing to bet it would.

All in all, i'd say Blink wins more than she loses.

Couldn't Thor just Teleprot her away to another dimension?

Originally posted by Warmonger
Couldn't Thor just Teleprot her away to another dimension?

Not if she has her Tallus 😛

But yeah, he could. Kinda cheap way to win though 😬

And teleporting a pile of sand into someone isn't? That is of course if it would work cosidering that when she tried to teleport the Hulk it didn't work.

Well, if she's so OP anyway then screw her. Be a suitable end.

Originally posted by Warmonger
And teleporting a pile of sand into someone isn't? That is of course if it would work cosidering that when she tried to teleport the Hulk it didn't work.

There was something really really wierd about that Hulk. For example he kept giving out a large quantity of gamma radiation. Anyway, since she did it more than once, but couldn't do it to a character that was .......well.......wierd, i don't see how she can't do it again...

But if Thor decides to go with the dimensional sending thing, i can just imagine him going back to Asgard

"Father, father, i managed to defeat my opponent"
Odin: "It must have been a truly worthy opponent my son"
Thor: "It was a short purple girl. I sent her to another dimension so she wouldn't kill me"
Odin: " 🤨 Alright.....paternity test.......NOW!!!!!!!"

Well the Exiles are dimension teleporters so there is no telling how they relate to their 616 counterparts. I mean Mimic claimed to have broken the Juggernaut's neck :?

Originally posted by Warmonger
Well the Exiles are dimension teleporters so there is no telling how they relate to their 616 counterparts. I mean Mimic claimed to have broken the Juggernaut's neck :?

which issue? 😖
I read the whole series, and i didn't see anything like that.
Do you mean the Mimic that was called M and killed Magneto and was leading the brotherhood of evil mutants?

No it was during the whole Unnatural instincst arc. He claims to have done it to save Russia but it wasn't shown. It is easy to miss as it is just a conversation he had with Blink.

correction it is between Mimic and Mariko. IT is as soon as they do that whoel Run in with Moses Magnum and the Atlanteans. The one where the Heros for Hire try to save Japan.

He is arguing with wih Mariko

"Two months ago I beat Namor to death in an Inferno, A few hours ago I broke Juggernaut's neck to keep him from killing all of Russia."

I am dying to know how he managed to accomplish that.

Originally posted by Warmonger
correction it is between Mimic and Mariko. IT is as soon as they do that whoel Run in with Moses Magnum and the Atlanteans. The one where the Heros for Hire try to save Japan.

He is arguing with wih Mariko

"Two months ago I beat Namor to death in an Inferno, A few hours ago I broke Juggernaut's neck to keep him from killing all of Russia."

I am dying to know how he managed to accomplish that.

Oh, right, i remember that now. Well, we have no way of knowing how powerful THAT Juggernaut was. And given his half-speed-of-light + colossus armor hit to the back of the head he did to Hyperion that knocked him out (and f*cked mimic up too, i agree), it could be argued he somehow found a way to kill a weaker version of Juggs.....

But either way, the Mimic we see is from 616. So is Morph. the Blink in Exiles is the one from AoA. etc. etc. The main characters aren't all from 616, but mimic is.

Blink takes this, better hair style.

Originally posted by Arahan
Blink takes this, better hair style.

She might ask him for some advice on how he keeps his hair naturally shiny and such though 😂

😆

Hah, Thor will impregnate her......... literally !!!

Originally posted by Psycho Ninja
Hah, Thor will impregnate her......... literally !!!

She'll castrate him and then he'll be the laughing stock of Asgard. No......wait.....he already is 🙄