Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Episode #1...Apocalypse: "Hahaha, X-Men you are doomed. I have beaten every one of you. Even Phoenix has fallen to my power."
X-Men "Oh no, what can we do!"
Apocalypse: "You can die."
Wolverine: "Not so fast, bub!"
X-Men: "It's Wolverine!"
Apocalypse: "WHAT!? MY SOURCES TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD BE AWAY FROM EARTH FIGHTING GALACTUS!? HOW CAN YOU BE HERE?!"
Wolverine: "Pfft, bub. Galactus is a pussy, I took him out in few seconds."
Narrator: "With the speed of light, Wolverine springs into action and kills Apocalypse with one well aimed stab!"
Apocalypse: "Noooooooooo! Once again Wolverine and his X-Men have defeated me!"
*Apocalypse perishes*
Xavier: "Wait...aren't I supposed to be the head honcho of this thing?"
Wolverine: "Speaking of heads, bald man, come here. I want to see my reflection from somewhere and I left my mirror at Thanos's ship when I kicked his ass on the way back."
Xavier: *sigh* "Yes master."
馃槀 OMG! That's hilarious!!!