Scared

Tonight I have to go to my college graduation ceremony and wear the silly cap and gown thing. I bet I make an arse of myself by falling down the stairs or something.

I hid the invite letter from Mrs.MM but she found it and said I have to go. The closer it gets the more nervous I become. 🙁

No problem Mech- let me help you out.

First of all, do 3 shots of whiskey. And make sure you pee right before you go. Imagine everyone else is there in their underwear.

Now, I'm going to use the mind trick on you.

*you will go to graduation, everything will go smoothly and you will be a handsome model of athletic grace, pride and maturity*

First of all, do 3 shots of whiskey

ouch, if you give him a bottle of whiskey just before the ceremony I doubt he will stop with 3 shots

get shitfaced Mech, and then you piss in your neighbour`s mailbox

Congratulations to Mech for commencing commencement!

I've kept it a secret from the rest of my family and my friends, the last thing I need is a bunch of thugs turning up and "whooping" at me as I go up............and imagine what my friends would have done if they'd turned up. 😉

I have a nightmare where they call my name, I go up smiling and waving.......then I trip on the 1st step up to the podium and smash out my two front teeth. All my graduation pictures show me with gappy teeth and blood all down my chin. 😱

and then you piss in the mailbox

At this stage, I'm not gonna rule anything out. 😉

finally you can reveal yourself to your neighbour, finally you will have your revenge

I suppose you could say, "I'm gonna rain on his copy of Parade". 😉

(Do you get Parade magazine over there?)

Parade comes with the sunday paper.

Piss in the mailbox. hehehe. finti, I forgot about that. 😂

was over there meant for the yanks or for us extremly brave and cool Norwegians across the very rich North Sea

Why you Finti.

Parade is errr....... a jazz mag, for want of a better description. 🙄

you mean a Tw&t mag, don't you mech?

Ooops. Wrong parade then.

depends on your point if view! 😉

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why?

yerss, I'm going to shoot a hole in that rubber duck you're sitting on and you're gonna go down like the titanic. 😂

Iceberg right ahead.

Will the rubber ducky snap in half like the Titanic? 😂