darthamidala2005 : You left me butter
darthamidala2005 : obviously you don't love me
darthamidala2005 : well fine then
darthamidala2005 : I still love you
darthamidala2005 : oh please come back butter
darthamidala2005 : I miss you
darthamidala2005 : In the time of two seconds you have wripped my heart from my chest and trampled on it so much that it is no longer usable
darthamidala2005 : because of this I have been sent to the emergency room
darthamidala2005 : and I now lie in a coma
darthamidala2005 : wait no....good bye sammy
darthamidala2005 : from this day forward you shall be known as "Butter, the one who killed Peanut."
darthamidala2005 : You shall suffer horribly for what you have done
darthamidala2005 : Every day you will be plagued by my memory
darthamidala2005 : you will be shunned by the people that once loved you
darthamidala2005 : You will walk gloomily around your house
darthamidala2005 : chains around your ankles
darthamidala2005 : every christmas you will recieve a plastic heart
darthamidala2005 : reminding you of what you did to me...to the beloved Peanut
darthamidala2005 : Then, on just another gloomy christmas eve
darthamidala2005 : I will come to you
darthamidala2005 : as an evil ghost wearing a peanut hat
darthamidala2005 : oh yes, the peanut hat of doom
darthamidala2005 : and you will fear that hat
darthamidala2005 : just like you feared the very heart that you wrenched from me
darthamidala2005 : and i will wail and scream
darthamidala2005 : telling you that on that night you will be visited by three ghosts
darthamidala2005 : I being the first
darthamidala2005 : and then I will take you back to christmas past
darthamidala2005 : omg, you will love those christmas that once were
darthamidala2005 : but then, I will wave my evil peanut hat in front of your face
darthamidala2005 : and tell you the ghost thing was all a crock
darthamidala2005 : you are doome
darthamidala2005 : d
darthamidala2005 : then, one night
darthamidala2005 : in your sleep
darthamidala2005 : I will come in dream form
darthamidala2005 : waving a peanut hat
darthamidala2005 : and you will wake up screaming
darthamidala2005 : and there the peanut hat is
darthamidala2005 : sitting on your dressor
darthamidala2005 : you run around screaming, and then run into a post and get knocked out
darthamidala2005 : just because of me
darthamidala2005 : You will be sent to...to.....to...ummm, well that dosen't matter
darthamidala2005 : you are sent somewhere because of the peanut
darthamidala2005 : yes the evil peanut
darthamidala2005 : And I will still haunt you in my dreams.
darthamidala2005 : I mean your dreams and
darthamidala2005 : everything you eat will taste like peanuts
darthamidala2005 : and you are still miserable
darthamidala2005 : to continue
darthamidala2005 : you are miserable because
darthamidala2005 : you keep seeing peanuts
darthamidala2005 : and those peanuts remind you of
darthamidala2005 : me
darthamidala2005 : hahaha me
darthamidala2005 : and you loved me
darthamidala2005 : yet you still quit posting
darthamidala2005 : and talking
darthamidala2005 : and you begin to regret
darthamidala2005 : the day you stepped on my heart
darthamidala2005 : and sent me into a coma
darthamidala2005 : to which I died
darthamidala2005 : and to this day
darthamidala2005 : you are still known as
darthamidala2005 : "Butter, the one who killed Peanut"
darthamidala2005 : OMG this is fun
OMG that was hilarious!! You don't have to read it but.....it is great.