rambo was one of the most highly decorated special forces soldiers in
america's history. he survived vietnam - where those dodgy vietnamese used
very similar guerilla (pussy) tactics to what batman uses. that was not
enough to stop rambo. also if you'd seen #1, you'd know that rambo is also
very good at utilising stealth tactics.
Originally posted by bubbaxxx
rambo was one of the most highly decorated special forces soldiers in
america's history. he survived vietnam - where those dodgy vietnamese used
very similar guerilla (pussy) tactics to what batman uses. that was not
enough to stop rambo. also if you'd seen #1, you'd know that rambo is also
very good at utilising stealth tactics.
Batman has wizard kewl devices he can use. He's got the Bat Cave. He's got the Batmobile. He's owned a number of "supervillains" before (I use the term loosely). Batman isn't a puss; he's like Goth Inspector Gadget.
where rambo has the big
advantage is that batman relies on his environment and his gadgets. rambo
doesnt need any of this shit. because he is so well trained by the special
forces he can adapt, survive and win in any environment. he makes use of
what is around him. see #1 again when he takes on the whole city police
force with basically nothing but anger.
rambo is trained by the special forces. of course he can base jump. shit.
they learn that in 101 training. once again, batman is heavily dependant on
his special gadgets. he loses them and he is ****ed. rambo would just take
out batman's cape (see the way he takes out helicopters in #2 and #3) and
then that batbitch would be ****ed 💃
what happens
if batman doesnt have his gaymobile? he is ****ed. rambo can fly planes and
helicopters, drive tanks and of course use normal cars. so he would just
fight with whatever he could find and win because he is a killing machine
(unlike batman who normally doesnt finish the job, choosing 'justice' and
sparing their lives. but rambo knows there is no 'justice' in war. only
death). if rambo was faced with the gaymobile, he would probably take it
down with some kind of missile, similar to the ones he used in #2 and #3 to
dispense of annoying gunships.
Originally posted by bubbaxxx
where rambo has the big
advantage is that batman relies on his environment and his gadgets. rambo
doesnt need any of this shit. because he is so well trained by the special
forces he can adapt, survive and win in any environment. he makes use of
what is around him. see #1 again when he takes on the whole city police
force with basically nothing but anger.
Batman is fast, Batman is clever, and Batman is owning Rambo even as you contemplate the possibility.
And, yes, I did change my avatar. I rather like the Infernal.
so in conclusion (because we want this to be logical), batman is overly
reliant on his gadgets. you take them away and he is ****ed. moreover, he
can only really operate in one environment - the urban city one. put him
somewhere else and he is like a bat out of water. no idea what the **** to
do. can you imagine batman in that gay outfit trying to fight the soviets in
afghanistan? he'd probably die of heat stroke before he even found the
enemy. one thing that is obvious from the 3 rambo films is that in each
movie he is fighting in a different environment using different tactics and
weapons. he has proven his ability to survive, adapt and win in different
circumstances. lastly, and this is something you dont understand shane
because you havent done the research, rambo is a fighting machine. he is
made for war. pain doesnt stop him. nothing does except death. and the
problem is that batman never delivers the coupe de grace. he always lets his
opponent survive or escape. so he'd be ****ed because rambo would just knife
him and be done. it is impossible for batman to beat rambo. that simple.