Character Ownage

Started by -Pr-5,121 pages

The new one is out?

Originally posted by -Pr-
The new one is out?
yup

Ah okay. Wasn't bowled over by the first one, but will give it a read.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Ah okay. Wasn't bowled over by the first one, but will give it a read.
Supermans practically an afterthought in the book. Its really about Clark assimilating.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Supermans practically an afterthought in the book. Its really about Clark assimilating.

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Well ****...

Superman:Earth one vol 2 takes "Man of Steel, woman of kleenex" to whole anotha' level. Spoilers ahead

Spoiler:
Clark in half the comic tried to have sex with his GF, but always stops because he was worried that he would destroy her vagina, and his pa warned him about sex with normal womens.

JMS is a ****ing hack.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman:Earth one vol 2 takes "Man of Steel, woman of kleenex" to whole anotha' level. Spoilers ahead
Spoiler:
Clark in half the comic tried to have sex with his GF, but always stops because he was worried that he would destroy her vagina, and his pa warned him about sex with normal womens.

JMS is a ****ing hack.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
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That's what I found on CBR.

Originally posted by -Pr-
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facepalm

Next page?

No wonder the poor guy goes around pressing planets now...

Lot of pent-up energy and frustration there ...
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Originally posted by bluewaterrider
No wonder the poor guy goes around pressing planets now...

Lot of pent-up energy and frustration there ...
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Different Superman.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Next page?

After that its just several pages of clark talking about his dead cat to keep attention off the topic of sex.

....he actually used the "Man of Steel, woman of tissue paper" line.

WTF...

Also, why is Clark kissing her nose?

Originally posted by -Pr-
WTF...

Also, why is Clark kissing her nose?

lol

Huey, these scans you've posted are more disturbing than any of the gore ones you usually post.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Huey, these scans you've posted are more disturbing than any of the gore ones you usually post.
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