Character Ownage

Started by CosmicComet5,121 pages

Originally posted by JakeTheBank

No.

Way to tell him.

Worse than that verbal beat down Holmes delivered to Batman in that recent ERB. sneer

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Way to tell him.

Worse than that verbal beat down Holmes delivered to Batman in that recent ERB. sneer

Phuck Batman.

Kingpin versus Spider-man. Amazing Spider-man #69.

Image 1 of 2.

Needs to happen more often, imo.

Originally posted by -Pr-
The fact that he had comic knowledge at all kind of invalidates him.
Originally posted by abhilegend
Then also scream, "I owned ya'all but I'm merciful, so I'm leaving" before leaving.

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Then also scream, "I owned ya'all but I'm merciful, so I'm leaving" before leaving.
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Prepare yourself for a long night of drinking bleach and hufffing paint to kill any comic knowledge you may have had in order to get on his level.

I'll have to remember to keep reminding you guys how much Thor is my favorite character. And Superman.

Originally posted by Damborgson
@Rage Idk. Between the superman fans caressing each other, Hulk fans being thoroughly attached to Hulk's sack, my on and off (mostly on) depression, Jake being a one man Thor corp, and the occasional sane poster it just seems to have been overlooked.
all the factions need to hand over their "silver bullets" to jake as a means to stop any from going rogue

he is the best of us

Jake is a poor man's Rage. He's the Ragnarok to my Thor. The Stormbreaker to my Mjolnir.

Jake is the ascended one. You have fallen far.

The depths you must save yourself from are vast.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
all the factions need to hand over their "silver bullets" to jake as a means to stop any from going rogue

he is the best of us

I'm the hero KMC needs.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Jake is the ascended one.
well no, rage has a hulk sig so that's a definite sign of evolution. jake however is consistent and you know where he stands

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Originally posted by psycho gundam
well no, rage has a hulk sig so that's a definite sign of evolution. jake however is consistent and you know where he stands

Rage does not truly believe in his sig. He has simply caved in to fear and doubt.

As he said, he is not partial to green testicles.

You cannot ascend through half-stepping and uncertainty.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Jake is the ascended one. You have fallen far.

The depths you must save yourself from are vast.

I am surrounded by heretics and heathens.

I have suffered for the sins of this board but the second coming is nigh. And when I rise, there shall be Blood and Thunder. All those who oppose and deny his might shall feel the terrible power and fury of the one true almighty God Thor.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
well no, rage has a hulk sig so that's a definite sign of evolution. jake however is consistent and you know where he stands

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Rage does not truly believe in his sig. He has simply caved in to fear and doubt.

As he said, he is not partial to green testicles.

You cannot ascend through half-stepping and uncertainty.


Originally posted by JakeTheBank
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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'll have to remember to keep reminding you guys how much Thor is my favorite character. And Superman.

You forgot gladiator.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I am surrounded by heretics and heathens.

I have suffered for the sins of this board but the second coming is nigh. And when I rise, there shall be Blood and Thunder. All those who oppose and deny his might shall feel the terrible power and fury of the one true almighty God Thor.

Called it.

Rage's going to nuts, probably stomp KMCs Infinity Watch and then go on to just about beat the shit out of Quanchi before he's ultimately brought before me so that I may salvage and repair his fractured mind like the All-Father I am.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I am surrounded by heretics and heathens.

I have suffered for the sins of this board but the second coming is nigh. And when I rise, there shall be Blood and Thunder. All those who oppose and deny his might shall feel the terrible power and fury of the one true almighty God Thor.

Just shut up and suck my balls already.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I am surrounded by heretics and heathens.

I have suffered for the sins of this board but the second coming is nigh. And when I rise, there shall be Blood and Thunder. All those who oppose and deny his might shall feel the terrible power and fury of the one true almighty God Thor.


Phantom zone would stop you like punisher is going to stop thor.
vin

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Called it.

Rage's going to nuts, probably stomp KMCs Infinity Watch and then go on to just about beat the shit out of Quanchi before he's ultimately brought before me so that I may salvage and repair his fractured mind like the All-Father I am.

😂