Character Ownage

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus5,121 pages
Originally posted by Galan007
Trident lightning>>>Mjolnir lightning, you fanboy.

Based on?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Of course. Its not like thor himself fared any better against lightning.

At least superman has his magic excuse which Johns is writing like he would fall dead at the mention of magic. Hurray for Johns' aquaman wankage, his enemy can take out whole justice league in a matter of second! Johns am like so awesomezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! It was stupid when he did it to black adam who was mowing through JSA like they were GLA or something and its stupid today.

Oh man, the irony. John's wanking Aquaman and yet you post a scan of Cho written by Greg Pak.

Although I don't want to give Carver anymore ammo, I hope Johns continues down this glorious path just to see how you handle it, or don't.

All joking aside, John's Superman doesn't have a particularly greater weakness to magic than most other writers from what I've seen, what gave you that indication? Black Adam being uber?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Based on?
Common sense.

Badass pitchfork>>>glorified tack hammer. Thus, Trident lightning>>>Mjolnir lightning. Simple. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
Common sense.

Badass pitchfork>>>glorified tack hammer. Thus, Trident lightning>>>Mjolnir lightning. Simple. 👆

Can't argue with that math.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
That's canon?

Yep, new avengers 34.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Based on?

Oh man, the irony. John's wanking Aquaman and yet you post a scan of Cho written by Greg Pak.

Although I don't want to give Carver anymore ammo, I hope Johns continues down this glorious path just to see how you handle it, or don't.

All joking aside, John's Superman doesn't have a particularly greater weakness to magic than most other writers from what I've seen, what gave you that indication? Black Adam being uber?


I had to post an ownage scan per post as per new rules to post in ownage thread./shrug

I'm handling it just fine, thank you very much. I know how johns writes his pet characters. Ocean master would be soon taking on the entire JLA at once and would only be beaten by a plot device just like all other Johns villains. Its not like this is LTBB or something, is it?

Him getting owned by magical beings everytime he encounters one.

That showing isn't as bad for Superman [magic] as it is for Wonder Woman. But then again, Wonder Woman-like characters [Thor] got knocked out by lightning too, so it's ok.

Thor's durability = Wonder Woman's durability = Superman's durability against magic attacks.

👆

Originally posted by Philosophía
That showing isn't as bad for Superman [magic] as it is for Wonder Woman. But then again, Wonder Woman-like characters [Thor] got knocked out by lightning too, so it's ok.

Thor's durability = Wonder Woman's durability = Superman's durability against magic attacks.

👆

Look at this Thor fanboy.

Originally posted by abhilegend
I had to post an ownage scan per post as per new rules to post in ownage thread./shrug

I'm handling it just fine, thank you very much. I know how johns writes his pet characters. Ocean master would be soon taking on the entire JLA at once and would only be beaten by a plot device just like all other Johns villains. Its not like this is LTBB or something, is it?

Him getting owned by magical beings everytime he encounters one.

Lol, sure.

Don't worry bro, I'm here for you. The pain will subside eventually. What is LTBB?

Unfortunately -or fortunately depending on your position- John's doesn't exclusively have Superman getting raped by mystical entities. A blanket statement like that doesn't actually prove anything either.

Btw, didn't you post Superman temporarily disabling Captain Marvel under Johns in another thread recently?

Originally posted by Mindset
Look at this Thor fanboy.

Phil's such an assh*le. What's he trying to do, put me out of a job?

Originally posted by Fifthchild
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Courtesy of Strange & BigJayStudd at herochat

Cap tells telepathy to get f***ed:

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Nice. I heard there was also a scene where he resisted Red Scull usage of telepathy?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol, sure.

Don't worry bro, I'm here for you. The pain will subside eventually. What is LTBB?

Unfortunately -or fortunately depending on your position- John's doesn't exclusively have Superman getting raped by mystical entities. A blanket statement like that doesn't actually prove anything either.

Btw, didn't you post Superman temporarily disabling Captain Marvel under Johns in another thread recently?


Ok, bro.

Shouldn't you party at this point because thor didn't got oneshotted this week? Let The Battle Begin, bro. The writer still gets nightmares about you.

Whatever bro, agree to disagree.

Yeah, that was before he turned into bendis lite though.

Listen, bro.

When that bro Thor does his bro thing you just need to bro back and take time to just bro out, bro.

Lol.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Ok, bro.

Shouldn't you party at this point because thor didn't got oneshotted this week? Let The Battle Begin, bro. The writer still gets nightmares about you.

Whatever bro, agree to disagree.

Yeah, that was before he turned into bendis lite though.

Listen, if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here.

For someone who isn't upset, you sure do seem to stink of butthurt. Why would he?

Lol, yea, that explanation definitely makes you look honest. Your reasoning for Johns having a Superman with an excessive weakness to magic was that he was always owned when facing mystical entities. At the same time, you knew of a scene where his Superman temporary took out Captain Marvel. 😐

But whatever, agree to disagree. Sure.

Originally posted by vince_slice

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Captain muthaphuckin Universe ladies and gentleman. About damn time one got some shine in a mainstream book.

Edit. Who's on Pencils and color? That book looks amazing.

Jerome Opena, not sure who colored it though.

Originally posted by abhilegend
You really think so? Think again

...

Even I would draw that scene better...

Originally posted by Parmaniac
That's canon?

Looks like it's from New Avengers... the issue in which Dr. Voodoo's brother tried killing Strange... I think.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
http://i49.tinypic.com/fm15b9.jpg
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http://i50.tinypic.com/2u5s8yf.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/4ftz02.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/289aez9.jpg
These are is simply amazing.

Looks like Dean White's colours.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Hmmm, now who does that remind me off?

I'll take this over random atlantean punching Superman off his feet anyday

http://i50.tinypic.com/2u5s8yf.jpg

^ Now that's an accurate depiction. Unlike Slott's Spidey breaking carbonadium.