Character Ownage

Originally posted by Silent Master
Yea...the quality over quantity argument only works when the people on the quantity side are at best average looking.

pfft, what, you don't like chest spheroids?

Originally posted by 753
collectively, the broads > WW

Fair enough.

But at least Supes doesn't have to worry about being knocked out from the force of trying to eat teh pussy.

vin

tru dat

No Carver for a few pages...mmm

My Raptor sense tells me something is amiss. sneer

He probably heard about Pak writing Superman and started self-harming.

Originally posted by -Pr-
He probably heard about Pak writing Superman and started self-harming.

Really?

😂

Originally posted by Damborgson
Thor's getting bitches and eating immortality apples in the process. All in the fraction of the time it took Superman to becomes Lois' nonthreatening guy pal.

Valkyrie turned lesbian

Even enchantress failed to make thor erect and turned to Don Whitman of all people.

Or Don Blake for that matter

WTH thor?

It took Thor a huge amp as King Thor to finally had her back.

As for Jane Foster, the less we talk the better is for thor.

Also these women obviously failed, Thor continued to eat apples.

Why do you think Val became a lesbian? Or Sif didn't become pregnant after thousands of years of banging? Thor is officially impotent.

hysterical2 @ "lose my enchanted stones".

Originally posted by carver9
Really?

Put the razor down, carver.

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Abhi, does the word "overkill" mean anything to you?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, at least superman can satisfy the bitches he ****s. Look at all the girls in thor's life, Sif prefers a horse with glasses after Thor what, banged her for at least thousands of years?

Valkyrie turned lesbian

Even enchantress failed to make thor erect and turned to Don Whitman of all people.

Or Don Blake for that matter

WTH thor?

It took Thor a huge amp as King Thor to finally had her back.

As for Jane Foster, the less we talk the better is for thor.

Also these women obviously failed, Thor continued to eat apples.

Why do you think Val became a lesbian? Or Sif didn't become pregnant after thousands of years of banging? Thor is officially impotent.

hysterical2 @ "lose my enchanted stones".

that is a lot of time you have spent thinking about superhero penis

Originally posted by -Pr-
Put the razor down, carver.

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Abhi, does the word "overkill" mean anything to you?

Not in the case of janithor.

uhuh

Originally posted by Oliver North
that is a lot of time you have spent thinking about superhero penis

Originally posted by abhilegend
It took thirty seconds. Google is your friend.

hey, don't get defensive, I'm not judging

Originally posted by Oliver North
hey, don't get defensive, I'm not judging

Yeah, because you never get defensive, right Abhi? sneer

Originally posted by abhilegend
Defensive? You must be thinking of someone else.

the other person trying to backtrack their hero-penis love?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Yeah, because you never get defensive, right Abhi? sneer

Originally posted by Oliver North
the other person trying to backtrack their hero-penis love?

😂, this guy.

Originally posted by abhilegend
I explained how fast I got the images by a simple google search and you got all that from two sentences.

so you do admit you had Thor's penis on your mind for at least 30 seconds though?

additionally, if it took you only 30 seconds to find those images, I'm going to say you probably have them bookmarked.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Are you sure you aren't a psychic?

how much more could I **** with you if I told you I was?

Originally posted by Oliver North
so you do admit you had Thor's penis on your mind for at least 30 seconds though?

additionally, if it took you only 30 seconds to find those images, I'm going to say you probably have them bookmarked.

how much more could I **** with you if I told you I was?

Originally posted by Mindset
This homo...