Character Ownage

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Originally posted by Galan007
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On another note, this issue confirmed what I've long suspected: that Thanos has a sloppy vagina in his chest:

Explains why Wolverine was able to penetrate despite the Power Gem 😉

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
It's actually a giant penis hole.

Also funny considering the spiel in the Ultraman thread...

What spiel exactly? There were several spieli after all.

Originally posted by Galan007
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On another note, this issue confirmed what I've long suspected: that Thanos has a sloppy vagina in his chest:

Which is interesting given that the comics itself make it very clear that this IS taking place within the DC omniverse... The characters even recall some of their specific/canon battles. /shrug


Writer's words on canonicity is final. It might be happening in a different reality than the main reality like all the crossovers do.

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Originally posted by Galan007
What spiel exactly? There were several spieli after all.
Ultraman being equal to Superman in all aspects because he's an alternate Superman.

Anyway, is this the first appearance of Hordak in this new reality? Giant ass Hordak?

Ah yes. That spiel. 👆

Hordak or Orko? If you meant the latter, then yes.

Originally posted by Galan007
Ah yes. That spiel. 👆

Hordak or Orko? If you meant the latter, then yes.

Ah, I thought it was just Hordak because of the previous pages and just blanking out at the word "Orko"... lol, so that's Orko?

He went from 2 feet tall and useless to someone who looks like he can easily swat Skeletor's head entirely off.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Writer's words on canonicity is final.
Very true... Especially when said words are published in a comic. 🙂

Even the Elseworlds stories of old were always different enough from mainstream comics for us to very clearly know that we were dealing with an entirely different/alternate universe, with entirely different/alternate characters(World's Funnest was the only exception, but this was [also] very clearly shown/stated in the comic itself.) Heck, even now in post-Flashpoint DC, the differences between universes has been blatantly depicted and/or stated. That said, everything in the mini itself has pointed to it being canon thus far-- absolutely nothing has even hinted at its non-canonicity. Same exact characters as mainstream DC. Same exact teams as mainstream DC. Same exact powers as mainstream DC. Same exact uniforms as mainstream DC. Same exact previous adventures as mainstream DC. Same exact earth as mainstream DC. A breakdown on DC cosmology just so we know it is taking place in DC's prime creation. Etc. etc.

That said: I could care less about weberviews. I'll believe it's non-canon when the comic itself tells me it is. 🙂

PS. I don't care if it is non-canon at all-- I'd actually prefer it, tbh. Just saying that right now Giffen's weberview contradicts what he's written/published in the comic, which is why I'm not clinging to it as much as you are.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Ah, I thought it was just Hordak because of the previous pages and just blanking out at the word "Orko"... lol, so that's Orko?

He went from 2 feet tall and useless to someone who looks like he can easily swat Skeletor's head entirely off.

This is "Dark" Orko, though. Them Darks are always taller, ja feel?

Spiel:A lengthy or extravagant speech or argument usually intended to persuade.

Where the hell was that "spiel"

Just super strength + super speed, who claimed that Ultraman had all the same exact powers that Superman?

And why are you bringing that all the way down here, serious issues with that.

Anyway, not intending to derail, but that is all I will say on the matter.

Originally posted by Galan007
Very true... Especially when said words are published in a comic. 🙂

Even the Elseworlds stories of old were always different enough from mainstream comics for us to very clearly know that we were dealing with an entirely different/alternate universe, with entirely different/alternate characters(World's Funnest was the only exception, but this was [also] very clearly shown/stated in the comic itself.) Heck, even now in post-Flashpoint DC, the differences between universes has been blatantly depicted and/or stated. That said, everything in the mini itself has pointed to it being canon thus far-- absolutely nothing has even hinted at its non-canonicity. Same exact characters as mainstream DC. Same exact teams as mainstream DC. Same exact powers as mainstream DC. Same exact uniforms as mainstream DC. Same exact previous adventures as mainstream DC. Same exact earth as mainstream DC. A breakdown on DC cosmology just so we know it is taking place in DC's prime creation. Etc. etc.

That said: I could care less about weberviews. I'll believe it's non-canon when the comic itself tells me it is. 🙂

PS. I don't care if it's non-canon at all. I'd actually prefer it, tbh. Just saying that the comic itself has told us otherwise.

And in the next issue, its revealed that mainstream Superman WAS killed.

But DCnU Superman now has resurrection powers, and can never stay dead for long.

Abhi dies from excitement.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Anyway, not intending to derail
Sounds legit

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Sounds legit

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Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And in the next issue, its revealed that mainstream Superman WAS killed.

But DCnU Superman now has resurrection powers, and can never stay dead for long.

Abhi dies from excitement.

That's funny 😆

Personally I like else worlds stories better 😎

Didn't want carver to go without fapping this week:

Originally posted by Galan007
Didn't want carver to go without fapping this week:

Be careful. He may still be raw from the time-punch feat. Don't want him to get hospitalized.

carver is an experienced fapper. He wouldn't make a novice mistake like over-fapping.

Can't believe you doubt his skillz. srsly

"Don't tell me to shut up!" Lol, current Superman is terrible. I regret reading this comic, so bad.

Eww, don't judge Superman as a whole by the shit-fest that is Batman/Superman.

Honestly it is probably THE worst series I've ever read. Pak hits another homerun. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
Eww, don't judge Superman as a whole by the shit-fest that is Batman/Superman.

Honestly it is probably THE worst series I've ever read. Pak hits another homerun. 👆

Yeah, I don't get why everyone was so excited about him writing Superman. They forgot to remember that Pak sucks.

Someone was excited?