Character Ownage

Originally posted by JakeTheBank

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I want to make an Ultimate Warrior respect thread.

No respect for that chump. Hogan's where it's at.

Just skimmed through some of Ultimate Warrior's comics (which he himself wrote).

I can honestly say that I've not read anything quite as insane and incoherent in printed form as what I've just looked through. I...I really don't even know what to say, tbh.

Sort of ruined the speech with "your ass is mine".

Probably one of the better lines of dialogue in that comic. No joke.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Just skimmed through some of Ultimate Warrior's comics (which he himself wrote).

I can honestly say that I've not read anything quite as insane and incoherent in printed form as what I've just looked through. I...I really don't even know what to say, tbh.

Originally posted by abhilegend
More incoherent than Loeb?

EASILY.

His comics make shit like Ultimates 3, All Star Batman and Robin, and Cry for Justice look like masterpieces. No hyperbole. It is quite literally the most deranged and bizarre shit I have EVER read in a comic.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
[b]EASILY.

His comics make shit like Ultimates 3, All Star Batman and Robin, and Cry for Justice look like masterpieces. No hyperbole. It is quite literally the most deranged and bizarre shit I have EVER read in a comic. [/B]

Haha, oh god. I just searched the comic on google and I can't stop laughing.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Looks like an enjoying read. Its so bad, its good in its own way. But more incoherent than Loeb? God help us all.

You recall Warrior's old promos?

It's like that, but for multiple pages with no coherent plot, story structure or anything resembling anything close to logic. I honestly think it's just his inner thoughts drawn and colored.

Originally posted by -Pr-
No respect for that chump. Hogan's where it's at.

[B]YouTube video

I loathed hulk hogan. Was an undertaker fan when I was younger.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
You recall Warrior's old promos?

It's like that, but for multiple pages with no coherent plot, story structure or anything resembling anything close to logic. I honestly think it's just his inner thoughts drawn and colored.

Must.......Read. So much temptation but I know my brain cells can't take that much torture.

arrgh

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Originally posted by JakeTheBank

Mindset has this printed on cards, which he then hands out at clubs.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
You recall Warrior's old promos?

It's like that, but for multiple pages with no coherent plot, story structure or anything resembling anything close to logic. I honestly think it's just his inner thoughts drawn and colored.

Oh god. Promos as comics? ****. Does he fight HORK HOKAN in them?

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
[B]YouTube video

I loathed hulk hogan. Was an undertaker fan when I was younger.

Still better than warrior, brother.

Though irl, he's a ****.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Oh god. Promos as comics? ****. Does he fight HORK HOKAN in them?

Still better than warrior, brother.

Though irl, he's a ****.

HORK HOKAN.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Oh god. Promos as comics? ****. Does he fight HORK HOKAN in them?

Still better than warrior, brother.

Though irl, he's a ****.

biscuits

Originally posted by abhilegend
crylaugh

HORK HOKAN.

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Originally posted by HueyFreeman
very true. I think Warrior is one of the few thats almost universally hated by the people hes worked with.

Don't get me wrong; the dude's character was amazing. And those promos are legendary. He's insane, and it was part of what got him over.

He was a terrible worker though. I honestly think it's no coincidence that his best matches, wrestling wise, are against guys like Savage, who was a ring general of almost peerless skill at the time.