Character Ownage

Started by -K-M-5,121 pages

Martian manhunter shouldn't skip leg day

Originally posted by Golgo13
It's the fight of the century!


More like beat down of century. That art is terrible though.

Oh yeah that's the new Superman look. I kept thinking it was a Superboy rematch and I thought "He's going to get coma'd again"

Lol if they actual fight though. The minute MM gets hit, you're going to see immense self doubt. They should actually release a limited edition that comes with a painting of MM's face when he gets hit.

Maybe he will get some lip service as it is in his own book before Superman punches his face in.

He'll likely initially seem as strong. So he'll have that going for him.

And then he realizes Superman didn't come for no pushing match and get his ass handed to him. Honestly if MM even takes a decent punch well in the book it'll be a great feat for him.

Hell even a little scuffle would be preferable to an actual fight with an end.

Yeah, for everyone it goes like this.

"What a great fight for Thor/Superman/Silver Surfer, fought that Uber guy for ten pages straight!!!!! "..

For J'onn.

" What a great fight for J'onn, he took two punches this time for getting koed!!! "

He is going to beat the ever-loving shit out of Superman, and then mindrape him for the lulz.

Write that down. 👆

Originally posted by carver9
Martian Manhunter is going to lose.

One of the smartest things you have said in a while.

😂

MM simply lacks the capacity to go into deep waters. I've never even heard of something like that for any other comic character. Even Rhino has brawls. I don't even think MM has any long winded fights in his history where he took decent abuse.

I mean the guy is obviously strong as shit but he amounts to shit most of the time.

Originally posted by Galan007
He is going to beat the ever-loving shit out of Superman, and then mindrape him for the lulz.

Write that down. 👆


Whoa, don't go all golgo on us Galan.

If MM beat Superman, he'd pretty much have to do it without getting hit.

Possible, but unlikely. Guy has a hell of an offense game though so it's the only logical choice if this writer goes that route. Which I doubt.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Whoa, don't go all golgo on us Galan.
Ouch. srsly

What the hell bendis?

http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565195860.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565298242.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565414168.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565530877.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565643320.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565756042.jpg

I never thought I'd say that but it's even worse than Austen's x men run.

Originally posted by abhilegend
What the hell bendis?

http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565195860.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565298242.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565414168.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565530877.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565643320.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565756042.jpg

I never thought I'd say that but it's even worse than Austen's x men run.

😆

wow.

Hey, Austen's run wasn't terrible. Bad, sure, but there have been worse runs on X-Men.

How does Bendis keep getting work? That was like the worst ****ing thing I've ever read and a huge waste of space.

And now 616 Bobby is secretly gay too. What a meaningful change

Originally posted by -Pr-
😆

wow.

Hey, Austen's run wasn't terrible. Bad, sure, but there have been worse runs on X-Men.

How can you even say that? That's like blasphemy or comparable to that.

uhuh

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
How does Bendis keep getting work? That was like the worst ****ing thing I've ever read and a huge waste of space.

And now 616 Bobby is secretly gay too. What a meaningful change


Hey, don't hate it. You'll love it when he would randomly pick Thanos or Galactus to be gay.

I mean that's character development, right? Right?

Right.

*Two more pages of dialogue*

Right.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Hey, don't hate it. You'll love it when he would randomly pick Thanos or Galactus to be gay.

I mean that's character development, right? Right?

Right.

*Two more pages of dialogue*

Right.

...

At least the artist is probably happy about doing a Bendis comic. Repeating panels and barely any real action.

He's just getting worse though. Every month you think he's hit rock bottom but he just keeps sinking. Hate to say it, but he needs a serious character like Sentry again to keep him from spreading his shit. At least he tried even if he kind of did whatever he wanted. That guy was in love with Sentry

Originally posted by abhilegend
What the hell bendis?

http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565195860.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565298242.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565414168.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565530877.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565643320.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1429565756042.jpg

I never thought I'd say that but it's even worse than Austen's x men run.

not a single flying **** was given on that day

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
...

At least the artist is probably happy about doing a Bendis comic. Repeating panels and barely any real action.

He's just getting worse though. Every month you think he's hit rock bottom but he just keeps sinking. Hate to say it, but he needs a serious character like Sentry again to keep him from spreading his shit. At least he tried even if he kind of did whatever he wanted. That guy was in love with Sentry

Yeah, that was a little off.

I have no idea what he thinks and how he makes a story. It's like he is just throwing shit at a wall and hope something sticks.