Character Ownage

Started by -K-M-5,121 pages

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
[b]Captain America - Steve Rogers #1 Pt 3/3

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Next it would be revealed that it was Spider-Man himself who shot Uncle Ben.

facepalm

Actually, Marvel has considered retconning Uncle Ben into a pedophile once.

Too bad it didn't happen.

Never have i been so betrayed before. 75 f**cking years of epic speeches of freedom and justice down the drain. I will never forgive Marvel for ruining Captain America like this.

NEVER!!!! 😠

You're late to the party.

SHIELD = HYDRA, so technically everyone who co-operated with SHIELD was a scumbag, too.

Did they just copy WS and do a shitter job of it?

Stark made Banner into a Hulk.

Xavier brainwashed Wolverine instead of Weapon X.

Punisher murdered his own family (resurrected).

Wolverine served Zemo.

Fury worked for Hydra all the damn time.

Odin only pretended to be the All-Father and raped Gaea.

Aquaman tries to be cool.

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Nothing will surprise me in comics anymore.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Stark made Banner into a Hulk.

Xavier brainwashed Wolverine instead of Weapon X.

Punisher murdered his own family (resurrected).

Wolverine served Zemo.

Fury worked for Hydra all the damn time.

Odin only pretended to be the All-Father and raped Gaea.

Aquaman tries to be cool.

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Nothing will surprise me in comics anymore.

Hey, Aquaman never tries to be cool. He doesn't need to be.

The rest of that sounds awful, though. Makes me wonder who writes this shit anymore.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Makes me wonder who writes this shit anymore.

1) Mark Waid, I believe. But I haven't read Original Sin at all (sans the many scans posted here), so maybe there's more to it. Four issues, a tie-in to the main event.

You sabotaged the Gamma Bomb, Tony. You made me into the Hulk!

As you can imagine, Banner was quite pissed after finding out about it:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8L0ezBBRt3M/U4kIoMq6RNI/AAAAAAAAEaQ/f16YQCuJY3w/s1600/Hulk_vs_Iron_Man_1_Preview_2.jpg

2) Daniel Way.

3) Rick Remender.

4) Daniel Way again...

5) Hickman, I think? Secret Warriors. Bendis wrote a few first issues of that series... but I believe Hickman is to blame.

6) Fraction (Fear Itself). As for the Gaea incident, I have no clue. Kieron Gillen, perhaps? Just a guess. Celery should know.

7) Johns haw-som

Man, **** Joe Quaaludes.

Originally posted by -Pr-
It's called hyperbole.

SMH....you see why I have this mongoloid on block.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
1) Mark Waid, I believe. But I haven't read Original Sin at all (sans the many scans posted here), so maybe there's more to it. Four issues, a tie-in to the main event.

You sabotaged the Gamma Bomb, Tony. You made me into the Hulk!

As you can imagine, Banner was quite pissed after finding out about it:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8L0ezBBRt3M/U4kIoMq6RNI/AAAAAAAAEaQ/f16YQCuJY3w/s1600/Hulk_vs_Iron_Man_1_Preview_2.jpg

2) Daniel Way.

3) Rick Remender.

4) Daniel Way again...

5) Hickman, I think? Secret Warriors. Bendis wrote a few first issues of that series... but I believe Hickman is to blame.

6) Fraction (Fear Itself). As for the Gaea incident, I have no clue. Kieron Gillen, perhaps? Just a guess. Celery should know.

7) Johns haw-som

Waid used to be better than that.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
SMH....you see why I have this mongoloid on block.

Charming.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Waid used to be better than that.

Lol, DC writers always suck 😉

But he probably had no choice - Marvel loves to blame literally everything on Tony: Planet Hulk, Ragnarok, Civil War, Hickman's Secret Wars, the gamma bomb, etc.

Would take us days to list everything 😂

Waid is fantastic as always. Read his daredevil.

Not a fan of his Murdock... BUT, he did give us that issue with DD beating the shit out of Surfer and forcing him to choke on his billy club 👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Lol, DC writers always suck 😉

But he probably had no choice - Marvel loves to blame literally everything on Tony: Planet Hulk, Ragnarok, Civil War, Hickman's Secret Wars, the gamma bomb, etc.

Would take us days to list everything 😂

Not true in all the cases you cited, but, Tony is always doing shit.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Lol, DC writers always suck 😉

But he probably had no choice - Marvel loves to blame literally everything on Tony: Planet Hulk, Ragnarok, Civil War, Hickman's Secret Wars, the gamma bomb, etc.

Would take us days to list everything 😂

Your hatred for all things DC is only going to backfire one day. Except right now; right now they suck.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Not true in all the cases you cited, but, Tony is always doing shit.

Well, he was only partially responsible for some of those. But still.

Also, lulz@ him being adopted. Thank you, Marvel, for letting us know... after 50+ years of stories 😐

Don't forget the recent retcon tony isn't actually a stark and was adopted. So unnecessary. Arno stark is Howard's true son

I know. Look above. You got ninja'd, Mungi.

It was Gillen's idea, right?

Lol at this crap with marvel