Character Ownage

Started by Galan0075,121 pages

Originally posted by Insane Titan
why what happened ?

"The Hulk is going to kill you all... and he'll have his dick out while doing it".

Originally posted by SamZED
"The Hulk is going to kill you all... and he'll have his dick out while doing it".

😂 Don't provide any more imagery for Carver.

Originally posted by SamZED
"The Hulk is going to kill you all... and he'll have his dick out while doing it".

Carvhulk > Worldbreaker

The universe is doomed.

**** you Bendis for destroying one of my favorite characters.

As the story unfolds this new seer predicts the hero in question will be the cause of a major incident of destruction in three days, requiring the other good guys to make a tough call. The writer just hasn’t figured what or how bad that cataclysm will be.
“It has to fall somewhere between Hitler and self-defense,” Bendis says.
[..]
Other ideas are bounced around.
“What if the pressure causes (the hero) to commit suicide,” suggests James Robinson, another Marvel writer, adding that it could be a good way to draw attention to the scourge of cyber-bullying.
Which sounds like a response attributed to Banner
But editor Tom Brevoort’s Spidey-sense is immediately tingling.
“I don’t think you’d want a Marvel Super hero committing suicide,” he interjects.
After hours of occasionally heated debate, Bendis and Alonso reveal they had a eureka moment during a 10-minute break and came up with the perfect superhero to sacrifice and an even better candidate to murder him. The answer actually gets a loud ovation from the crowd.
“That’s like an epic,” says Robinson. “I’m genuinely shocked.”
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/marvel-kill-character-civil-war-ii-article-1.2491020
Then there's this..
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/30/5-civil-war-2-facts-marvel-just-revealed
"Later, Bendis said that “something very unique” will happen to the Hulk in that issue. "I'm probably going to have to unplug my computer for a few days. Something big happens in each issue, but this will probably be the most debated," he said."

Hulk will give birth to Superman

forever canon

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hulk will give birth to Superman

forever canon

#stillbetterthanbendis

Originally posted by Galan007

Destroy them Hulk. With your trans tier almost reaching Skyfather level (at base) power.

Sorry I haven't posted scans today guys. Was visiting my auntie. I'll post them all later on.

Originally posted by carver9
Destroy them Hulk. With your trans tier almost reaching Skyfather level (at base) power.
oh god. Are you gonna flood the world with the amount of jizz that you're gonna release?

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Sorry I haven't posted scans today guys. Was visiting my auntie. I'll post them all later on.

There is no 'sorry', Scot.

Walk of atonement. GoT style.

NOW.

Shame.

Originally posted by deathslash
oh god. Are you gonna flood the world with the amount of jizz that you're gonna release?

KMC needs to be prepared for my Wrath if Hulk destroys the Avengers.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
There is no 'sorry', Scot.

Walk of atonement. GoT style.

NOW.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot

haermmhaermmhaermmhaermmhaermmhaermm

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
There is no 'sorry', Scot.

Walk of atonement. GoT style.

NOW.

Stilt, you use more abbreviations than KGB.

Originally posted by Galan007
wtf bro. Carol is the mightiest hero on the planet. They said so! No way a cis-gendered male character like hulk could beat her. She needs to stop holding back.

Originally posted by abhilegend
**** you Bendis for destroying one of my favorite characters.

Superman is D.C., not Marvel.

Originally posted by Galan007

That's probably the worst dialogue I've ever read in my entire life. How in the actual phuck is Bendis a celebrated writer??

Originally posted by CosmicComet
wtf bro. Carol is the mightiest hero on the planet. They said so! No way a cis-gendered male character like hulk could beat her. She needs to stop holding back.

He's the ****ing worse. You could interchange the characters with the same sorry dialogue and not tell the difference in a Bendis tale. Also, I'm so sick of how he has random character pussing out and crying like a little ***** in order for his story to work.