Character Ownage

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I love the weaknesses of DC speedsters.

Intangibility? I'll just stab him in the foot.

Super-speed charge? I'll just "get in close and his blows start to land on his own body" haermm :

http://i.imgur.com/V2r4yRe.jpg

The second one was just utter garbage though.

"Hey Bob, so this guy has the powers of the Justice League right?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?"

"How are we supposed to make Grayson not get owned by this guy's Flash level speed?"

"Make this guy start punching him self."

"That sounds kinda dumb."

"Don't worry, we'll include some shots of Midnighter checking out Dick's ass to distract from that."

"Great idea. I wonder why I didn't think of that."

"Let's get writing"
*They proceed to jack each other off until the blank panels are drenched in their jizz*
*Golgo runs in the room*

"Am I late?"

"Sorry man, we just finished."

😆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I love the weaknesses of DC speedsters.

Intangibility? I'll just stab him in the foot.

Super-speed charge? I'll just "get in close and his blows start to land on his own body" haermm :

http://i.imgur.com/V2r4yRe.jpg

Jesus, that's awful.

Originally posted by deathslash
that first one makes at least a little bit of sense (though it's nonsensical​ for Batman to even touch someone that fast).

The second one was just utter garbage though.

"Hey Bob, so this guy has the powers of the Justice League right?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?"

"How are we supposed to make Grayson not get owned by this guy's Flash level speed?"

"Make this guy start punching him self."

"That sounds kinda dumb."

"Don't worry, we'll include some shots of Midnighter checking out Dick's ass to distract from that."

"Great idea. I wonder why I didn't think of that."

"Let's get writing"
*They proceed to jack each other off until the blank panels are drenched in their jizz*
*Golgo runs in the room*

"Am I late?"

"Sorry man, we just finished."

That's not exactly that ^^

The point that Grayson was bringing is that the speedsters needs room to build speed in order to be efficient and usually use it to charge their opponents.

When Flash can't build speed, he has to rely on his hand-to-hand skill mostly and he isn't impressive regarding to it.

Which makes no sense.

That's like saying Ali or Tyson needed the entire boxing ring to do damage. Or Bruce Lee needs space to operate.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Which makes no sense.

That's like saying Ali or Tyson needed the entire boxing ring to do damage. Or Bruce Lee needs space to operate.

I)

It makes sense.

In order to generate Speed, Flash must:

[list]
[*]RUN
[*]NOT MOVE AND DIRECTLY DRAIN ENERGY FROM THE SPEEDFORCE
[/list]

In both cases that's the opposite work than using a footwork to avoid blows and landing punches on someone.

II)

The picture you used is clearly hyperbolic.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
I)

It makes sense.

In order to generate Speed, Flash must:

That's like saying Ali or Tyson needed the entire boxing ring to do damage. Or Bruce Lee needs space to operate.

The picture you used is clearly hyperbolic. [/QUOTE]

Flash can also generate speed by moving his limbs.

HUNDRED HAND SLAP!

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
This is why feats don't matter, only fights.

Batman is trans 👆

Batman can defeat any street or super soldiers in comics. Not even close.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
That's not exactly that ^^

The point that Grayson was bringing is that the speedsters needs room to build speed in order to be efficient and usually use it to charge their opponents.

When Flash can't build speed, he has to rely on his hand-to-hand skill mostly and he isn't impressive regarding to it.

Moreover, flash has spent a vast amount of time with Batman and has even picked up a few h2h tricks from him. What they were essentially saying is that if you get adjacent to him, he starts hitting himself. Jesus, they essentially devolved his level of skill to that of a phucking kindergartner.

So yeah, they did essentially jack off onto a bunch of blank panels, put the DC stamp of approval on the still warm cum, and then sent the issue out to comic book stores so that Golgo and Abhi could have some fap material.

I sense butthurt. 😛

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There is counter examples of that too ^^

I like how DC is going to explore Nth Metal and create a huge event from it.

http://www.cbr.com/dcs-dark-matter-artists-tease-series-concepts-characters/

Originally posted by RealityWarper
There is counter examples of that too ^^

Interesting. It's almost as if....

Originally posted by RealityWarper
Or consistency doesn't really exist with fictional material.

Originally posted by deathslash
your interpretation of it makes no sense.

I don't see why not.

When Flash needs to generate massive speed, he make use of his Cosmic Treadmill.

I can get that he'd need a little room to build a massive amount of speed, but they weren't using ropes or chains and he clearly had the room to run.

And why not ?

Batman isn't a reliable source ?

Moreover, flash has spent a vast amount of time with Batman and has even picked up a few h2h tricks from him.

Yep but there is a big difference between knowing a few tricks and being a master in H2H.

What they were essentially saying is that if you get adjacent to him, he starts hitting himself. Jesus, they essentially devolved his level of skill to that of a phucking kindergartner.

Barry & Wally have never been portrayed as martial artists. ^^

So yeah, they did essentially jack off onto a bunch of blank panels, put the DC stamp of approval on the still warm cum, and then sent the issue out to comic book stores so that Golgo and Abhi could have some fap material.

O_O

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Interesting. It's almost as if....

What can I say ?

I agree. ^^

And yet.....Although you agree with there not being consistency, you seem perfectly happy taking the consistent stance that Flashes needs room to build speed.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Which makes no sense.

That's like saying Ali or Tyson needed the entire boxing ring to do damage. Or Bruce Lee needs space to operate.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And yet.....Although you agree with there not being consistency, you seem perfectly happy taking the consistent stance that Flashes needs room to build speed.

They consist in his most recent portrayal.

When at rest, he's not at light speed, so his legs aren't that heavy.