Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Originally posted by cdtm
She got her licks in. 🙂

I wonder if Bendis had Danny make a Superman comeback all on his own, or if there's some pressure to showcase him a little and sell his solo series, which is all Action Hero style bloody beat downs..

Thanks for the scans 👆

Originally posted by RealityWarper
It took him 4 pages to recover.

Imagine how easily Kenshiro can wreck Iron Fist. That's hilarious, man ! 😄

Thanks.

Still, a crazy showing for IF... I should've known he was far from done, but didn't realize it was written by Bendis 😛

Originally posted by Sin I AM
The faux shakespeare lingo or just what she says?

The faux Shakespearean lingo.

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. And shit she says makes no sense, either.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thanks for the scans 👆

Thanks.

Still, a crazy showing for IF... I should've known he was far from done, but didn't realize it was written by Bendis 😛

It's not Bendis fault.

Iron Fist's durability is akin an Enhanced Human regenerative when using his Chi, for the rest he is just peak human with his Chi.

It is Bendis' fault.

No other writers would dare to make him recover so quickly from a potentially fatal spine injury.

And not only he was back on his feet, he also managed to "power up", so Diamondback would feel his blows this time. Sigh, he completely no-sold Danny's IF charge before breaking his back.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It is Bendis' fault.

No other writers would dare to make him recover so quickly from a potentially fatal spine injury.

And not only he was back on his feet, he also managed to "power up", so Diamondback would feel his blows this time. Sigh, he completely no-sold Danny's IF charge before breaking his back.

He blocked it ^^

He didn't no sold it.

Caught his punch without as much as flinching and Danny had plenty of momentum, too.

And now this? Sigh.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Caught his punch without as much as flinching and Danny had plenty of momentum, too.

And now this? Sigh.

Bah come on.

Diamondback is really strong now. That just show that Danny's punches are far weaker without ShariForce to wank them on a battle forum.

He managed the rest of the fight well with a Chin Na technique and a few well placed strikes.

It's kind of a copy/paste of his fight with The Wolf.

Minus the narrative ephiphany to protect K'un L'un justifying his stepping up.

Much as I enjoy Danny getting his heat back, way too soon and makes you wonder why the build up or backstory focusing on Cage.

Much as I love Ennis's Castle, I needed this more then I realized..

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, I was wondering about that too. And shit she says makes no sense, either.

No idea. Maybe...i dunno. Aaron just seems to want to shit on asgard because EVERYTHING about Asgard from Loki to Malek to Odin is forced or false.

Originally posted by cdtm

Much as I love Ennis's Castle, I needed this more then I realized..

There was one story with the Punisher turning black. Cage cooperated with him just fine then, didn't he?

Let's have Luke turning white and losing his powers. I want to see him getting raped by 30+ hungry cannibal black dudes.

Okay? You're fine with that, cdtm? Of course, he'll be dead afterwards.

Originally posted by Damborgson

The one constant i can count on

"One constant"?

Green Scar smashed him, also managed to do so when Namor was helping Surfer.

SS is a nobody, relies on gimmicks to achieve anything.

'I told you he was exaggerating.' Lmao not even his team believes in him.

Yes, I know miek betrayed him but still.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
'I told you he was exaggerating.' Lmao not even his team believes in him.

Yes, I know miek betrayed him but still.

Hulk smashed Surfer right after that.

Surfer that was jizzing all over himself because he was finally free of restrictions, thanks to the obedience disc... (read the comic)

Yeah, so the weakened Hulk beat the living shit out of arguably the strongest Surfer ever. Hurray? You want to suck his cock now?

Smh, I remember that. I just found that particular dialogue to be utter hilarious.

Calm your pussy my friend, your green squirting is attracting Sin and you don't want that.

Stilt can never calm his pussy. Canon