Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Originally posted by -Pr-
A man can't change his mind?

I promise I'll give it another read though, if you have a look at what I posted in the X-Men forum. It's the least you can do after suggesting I keep watching WATXM.

A man sure can. A leprechaun, on the other hand...

What made you change your mind, I wonder? That nothing really was done with it? Well, that's Way for you.

X-Men ages thread, huh? Already peeked there. Not sure I want to get into that mess... and it is a giant mess, you know it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Edit: I looked it up, and I realise that we're talking about different things. The "trusting him with the sword" bit is good. I hated the Daken story though.

Gotcha. So you disliked Colossus admitting the blade could cut him, right...? This is what it is REALLY about...? 😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
A man sure can. A leprechaun, on the other hand...

What made you change your mind, I wonder? That nothing really was done with it? Well, that's Way for you.

X-Men ages thread, huh? Already peeked there. Not sure I want to get into that mess... and it is a giant mess, you know it.

lol, it is, but my morbid curiosity wouldn't let me leave it alone.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Gotcha. So you disliked Colossus admitting the blade could cut him, right...? This is what it is REALLY about...? 😛

lol I was more talking about how, from what I remember, Cyclops ended up being completely ineffectual with it.

Colossus thinks a lot of things can hurt him, but whether they can or not is a different matter.

Originally posted by -Pr-
lol, it is, but my morbid curiosity wouldn't let me leave it alone.

It's a giant headache, really. You know that Madripoor tournament (the one with Mr X) apparently happened just a year before Mr X's re-appearance in the Thunderbolts series? One comic released in 2001, the other in 2009.

So, comics released for 8 years = 1 year passes in the Marvel Universe... omg.

Now add dozens of retcons to that and we'll need migraine meds soon.

Originally posted by -Pr-
lol I was more talking about how, from what I remember, Cyclops ended up being completely ineffectual with it.

Colossus thinks a lot of things can hurt him, but whether they can or not is a different matter.

He should've gotten some sword fighting lessons first 😛 Lots of guys - including Wolverine - jobbed to Daken, but it seems to be over. Logan made quick work of the enhanced Horseman version twice.

Can't see Piotr being impervious to the Muramasa Blade. Not that it matters, as it's buried underground now and forgotten.

Cyclops has balls so big that he resisted the temptation of using the Murasama blade. Mad respect

Frenchie, you stink of frogs.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's a giant headache, really. You know that Madripoor tournament (the one with Mr X) apparently happened just a year before Mr X's re-appearance in the Thunderbolts series? One comic released in 2001, the other in 2009.

So, comics released for 8 years = 1 year passes in the Marvel Universe... omg.

Now add dozens of retcons to that and we'll need migraine meds soon.

He should've gotten some sword fighting lessons first 😛 Lots of guys - including Wolverine - jobbed to Daken, but it seems to be over. Logan made quick work of the enhanced Horseman version twice.

Can't see Piotr being impervious to the Muramasa Blade. Not that it matters, as it's buried underground now and forgotten.

lol, I'm only trying to establish a baseline for the main characters anyway. Not even in how old they are either, as much as the age gaps between them.

You mean like the lessons he was stated to have taken before? Honestly though, wanking Daken or not, X-Men is one of worst when it comes to writers coming in and not knowing the basics of the characters to the point of absurdity. It doesn't help that their powers have been vaguely defined ever since Claremont left (due to people not reading the damn material).

Oh, I don't expect him to be immune to it. I would just like to think that, unless it was a mortal blow, he'd take the blade back out and make his attacker eat it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
lol, I'm only trying to establish a baseline for the main characters anyway. Not even in how old they are either, as much as the age gaps between them.

Yeah, I know. Bobby was the youngest of the O5, you got that right... one consistent thing about their ages...

Originally posted by -Pr-
You mean like the lessons he was stated to have taken before? Honestly though, wanking Daken or not, X-Men is one of worst when it comes to writers coming in and not knowing the basics of the characters to the point of absurdity. It doesn't help that their powers have been vaguely defined ever since Claremont left (due to people not reading the damn material).

I mean some serious lessons. Wolverine should've trained him, but he was too busy chasing Romulus for close to 50 issues... because Bendis thought it was a "cool" idea to make Wolverine remember his whole life in HoM and Marvel later hired Way to tell us this story. Such a wasted opportunity. So much could've been done, instead we got a big, convoluted mess.

Who remembers Romulus now? Oh, right. Nobody cares.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Oh, I don't expect him to be immune to it. I would just like to think that, unless it was a mortal blow, he'd take the blade back out and make his attacker eat it.

He has a good track record against stabbing attacks, true.

Slicing him in half could work, though.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, I know. Bobby was the youngest of the O5, you got that right... one consistent thing about their ages...

I mean some serious lessons. Wolverine should've trained him, but he was too busy chasing Romulus for close to 50 issues... because Bendis thought it was a "cool" idea to make Wolverine remember his whole life in HoM and Marvel later hired Way to tell us this story. Such a wasted opportunity. So much could've been done, instead we got a big, convoluted mess.

Who remembers Romulus now? Oh, right. Nobody cares.

He has a good track record against stabbing attacks, true.

Slicing him in half could work, though.

Yeah, true.

I honestly would like to think that any smart writer would have had Wolverine and Cyclops share combat training. Cyclops does the basics for fighting in general, while Wolverine teaches the people with an aptitude for it (like Cyclops, Storm etc). It would have made your suggestion make more sense too, as why give Cyclops a weapon he isn't trained to use? Classic Bendis though, you're right.

If the blade could get all the way through with someone strong enough swinging it, sure.

Strength doesn't matter here, the "blade" was a magical, plasmic form imitating metal. Made from Wolverine's rage, separating molecular bonds rather than cutting through stuff and so on.

1. https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111129141/5543066-1395842347-48111.jpg
2. https://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111129141/5543069-6051754552-48111.jpg

It couldn't cut through adamantium (one writer disagreed on that, but whatever), Armor's... well, armor (rage cannot erase memory metaphysical bs) and itself.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Strength doesn't matter here, the "blade" was a magical, plasmic form imitating metal. Made from Wolverine's rage, separating molecular bonds rather than cutting through stuff and so on.

1. https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111129141/5543066-1395842347-48111.jpg
2. https://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111129141/5543069-6051754552-48111.jpg

It couldn't cut through adamantium (one writer disagreed on that, but whatever), Armor's... well, armor (rage cannot erase memory metaphysical bs) and itself.

Oh okay then.

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It's been so long... crying

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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It's been so long... crying

YOUR LIVER WILL GIVE OUT BEFORE THE ISSUE IS PUBLISHED!!!

Now all they need is Cyclops and Xavier back in a not-shit way.

So did nobody ever think of asking magneto to remove logan from the adamantium?

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]YOUR LIVER WILL GIVE OUT BEFORE THE ISSUE IS PUBLISHED!!! [/B]

I think I can last two days more 🙂

Originally posted by -Pr-
Now all they need is Cyclops and Xavier back in a not-shit way.

What they really need are the X-Men film rights back. Without them, we cannot hope X-Men will be anything more than cannon fodder, a punching bag for Inhumans or Avengers.

Marvel’s Punisher Gets His Own Iron Man Armor
http://screenrant.com/punisher-marvel-war-machine-armor/

Are we entering the early 90's over the top era? Yes, yes I think we are.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
So did nobody ever think of asking magneto to remove logan from the adamantium?

They should've done it, but the corpse was stolen and its ultimate fate is a mystery to me...

Still, wouldn't do shit since Logan was HFless at the time of his death.

Comic book characters don't even try to think, they burned Kurt's body to ashes, for example. Everybody comes back eventually, so one would think they should've learned to keep bodies in the fridge or something 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think I can last two days more 🙂

What they really need are the X-Men film rights back. Without them, we cannot hope X-Men will be anything more than cannon fodder, a punching bag for Inhumans or Avengers.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not 100% sure the movies would be great, but at least the comics could get back on track.