Character Ownage

Started by DarkSaint855,121 pages

My guess is, a random alien is pulling a scam whereby he gets paid protection money pretending to be the Surfer.

It's a joke comic... And a shit one at that.

A group of Squirrels are currently plotting a way to kill Galactus, for example.

Originally posted by Galan007
It's a joke comic... And a shit one at that.

A group of Squirrels are currently plotting a way to kill Galactus, for example.

This reminds me of Edifice Rex.

Or the Deadpool comic, where all the heralds are in a bar.

Weirdly enough, people consider both of them canon.

bluewaterrider: this is excellent material for bz forums!

Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
@Squallx

You rather they use Superman again?

No. As much as I love Superman, Darkseid should never be treated like a one hero villain of the weak.

Darkseid is so much more than a one dimensional being. Darkseid should be written the way Kirby first thought of him as.

Darkseid brawling should always be a last form of defense. Darkseid is a manipulator of wills, a destroyer of all that his good. Darkseid in the end plays the long game, not the quick result.

Anytime Darkseid appears, all the heroes should be shitting themselves with what his presence alone brings to the table. Darkseid should never be outsmarted by the likes of Batman in anything. From Superman/Batman arc with the bombs, and Final Crisis with the radion bullet, both scenes being pure idiotic.

Since Kirby, only two mediums that had given Darkseid his due, even then, they still **** him up. Final Crisis from Morrison. And the Superman animated series, when Darkseid mind ****ed Superman into invading Earth.

Originally posted by cdtm
Yeah, "why don't you post the next scan"?

It's Cap, we know what happens. But he took Rogers off his feet.. In a spar, but still. Shang's stock skyrocketed even giving him that.

Against Logan back in the day, he got nothing.

Shang got one "hit", Rogers got one "hit".

Logan back in the day? He made Cap f*cking piss himself, if you want to get technical. Cap was all on defense. And that was an actual fight, not a pussy sparring.

Haven't seen you on in a while Stilt. Everything ok?

Originally posted by carver9
Haven't seen you on in a while Stilt. Everything ok?

No, apparently I need to be hospitalized. This year.

Not a joke this time.

why is that shang/cap scan all of a sudden popular

Originally posted by Sin I AM
why is that shang/cap scan all of a sudden popular

It WAS popular, just didn't get reposted enough times.

Anyway, it was pretty meaningless. Pure sparring match. Shang got his hit. Steve got his hit. Not definitive by any means.

I liked the scene, but it's next to useless for vs. forums, unless someone wants to show how cool it is for Shang/Steve is to be a match for... Steve/Shang.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, apparently I need to be hospitalized. This year.

Not a joke this time.

Is it serious or minor?

Originally posted by carver9
Is it serious or minor?

Semi-serious. Honestly, too early to say, need to go through several examinations more.

Kidney-related hypertension, apparently. Maybe worse.

Hope you get it resolved stilt

Thanks, Mungi. So do I.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Semi-serious. Honestly, too early to say, need to go through several examinations more.

Kidney-related hypertension, apparently. Maybe worse.

Sigh... I'm tired of hearing bad fu**** news. It's DEPRESSING as hell.

STOP.DRINKING.FOREVER!!!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Semi-serious. Honestly, too early to say, need to go through several examinations more.

Kidney-related hypertension, apparently. Maybe worse.

So high blood pressure and possible kidney disease. I'm afraid your drinking days might be over. 🙁

Hopefully, they caught it in time. Best of luck man.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
why is that shang/cap scan all of a sudden popular

because that scan is an indication to caps superiority. of course, shang took him down first with a throw and cap got right up and they continued. however when cap hits shang he doesnt get up and he keeps sitting to the point cap reach his hand to help shang get up. yes it was only a spar, however its an indication that cap hits too hard for shang to handle. of course a real fight between the 2 can look differently. but as far as shang handle a hit from cap, thats whats up.

I hope The Silencer (Greatest DC assassin) meets Deathstroke (Also DC's greatest assassin)