Character Ownage

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deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How does it feel to be in a presence of a god?
😬 no more impressive than the first time that I met Vin Diesel.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She's cheating on you with Todd?
😆

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by deathslash
😬 no more impressive than the first time that I met Vin Diesel.

Vin is not even a peak human.

Todd is a skyfather+ god. Tell him to buy KMC haermm

deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Vin is not even a peak human.

Todd is a skyfather+ god. Tell him to buy KMC haermm

I could never bring that sort of misfortune on him.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Any news from him about the next Spawn film or animated series?

You make sure to kiss his symbiotic chains from hell every time he approaches you, yes?

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She's cheating on you with Todd?

😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I flew too high, and overreached with that 'joke'.

You flew too close to the Sun that is Stilt and got burned.

deathslash Pyromaniacal Humanitarian

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Any news from him about the next Spawn film or animated series?

You make sure to kiss his symbiotic chains from hell every time he approaches you, yes?

no, and I make it a point not to ask. I'm certain that he gets that sort of question almost every day.

😂 I don't bow down before comic book artists/creators. I've met several and although what they make is awesome, I'm not in awe of them.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

This is no mere artist/writer. Dude. It's Todd McFarlane.

YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.

Khazra Reborn Champion of Midgard

McFarlane is a horrible writer. Every good Spawn story was written by someone else.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
McFarlane is a horrible writer. Every good Spawn story was written by someone else.
Sin I AM Madame Mort

Originally posted by Galan007
Warlock/Kang:

good book...kang just moved up a notch

cdtm Restricted
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Gaiman did invent some of Spawns best concepts.

McFarlane was kind of a hypocrite, the way he handled that dispute..

panthergod Restricted

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
😂

I'm half black. And African, not inner-city, *insert racist stereotype*.

So you're a self loathing individual compromised on every level, then. Got it.

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

Originally posted by Galan007
...And at the end of the same comic, Mark Waid 'scientifically' explained Mjolnir's liftability... And it's all about dem gravitons!!!

😂

Reposting because this gets funnier every time I read it(particularly the last few sentences.)

I guess I underestimated how stupid Waid actually is irl... But that's his canon, yo! 👆

Board Walker Senior Member

It is now canon that Magneto and others with power/mastery of gravitational fields, are able to control Mjolnir and or take it from Thor.

RealityWarper Restricted

Originally posted by Galan007
Reposting because this gets funnier every time I read it(particularly the last few sentences.)

I guess I underestimated how stupid Waid actually is irl... But that's his canon, yo! 👆

There is nothing stupid...

-Pr- Hey Yo!

That last paragraph alone is kinda shaky tbh.

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member

It's not the hammer moving, it's actually the Earth. Smh.

Magnon Senior Member
Originally posted by Board Walker
It is now canon that Magneto and others with power/mastery of gravitational fields, are able to control Mjolnir and or take it from Thor.
ghostman Senior Member

so when the hammer is flying in space...its..........??

SquallX Senior Member

Originally posted by Galan007
Reposting because this gets funnier every time I read it(particularly the last few sentences.)

I guess I underestimated how stupid Waid actually is irl... But that's his canon, yo! 👆

😆

Thor’s probably crying right now