Character Ownage

Started by celeyhyga175,121 pages

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Marvel just realized finally what everyone else knew. Women are the largest consumer market, are more willing to spend their money and are less rational about their purchases. Might as well translate it to comic book sales. They are however also incredibly wishy washy, get bored easily and terrible for a sustained comic.

Prepare for a future with Thor Odinson and Jane Thor.

They already showed it a couple of months ago.
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Question is who wields the real Mjolnir?

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Real Mjolnir's gone, they're probably all copies.

He did say he was making 100 hammers. Sounds like a Thor Corps.

Originally posted by cdtm
Pr should know one way or the other, seeing that's his job and all.

The hell did I do now?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

I approve this message. 👆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Please. Everyone has the cure for cancer.

Okay, that was ****ing savage!

Originally posted by cdtm
So what's next for Jane?

Or replaces Tony Stark as the new Iron Man?

The Devil is a liar! Its already bad enough with his "real" mom and now "real" dad being in the picture. They really won't be satisfied until everyone is ruined will they?

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Being worthy is not set in stone. You literally have to work at it and believe it.
That's why Jane told him he made himself worthy... I guess through sheer will, belief, and deeds. Right now he thinks all gods are not worthy of the lives(mortals) that look up to them and they protect. It's his current mindset.
And if i understood correctly, Jane was never really worthy. Mother storm bestowed her power because even motherstorm knew that the realms still needed it's mightiest protector. While he's having this internal crisis, the power of Thor was still needed.
He's still literally the most worthy. Nothing is more worthy than a hero who is already the most worthy and still strives to be worthy.

And in regards to Jane, I never bought into her getting killed off. No way. Marvel isn't going to throw her away when they now know they have a captured a base of new fans. They can have their cake with Odinson and eat it too with her. Especially now in this current climate.

Celey, you ate fake news.

I don't see why we can't all agree that our favorite heroes and villians are getting shit on. The whole Jane Thor thing. Supes getting super whistled to go. Catwoman blitzing flashes.

The only one probably happy is Carver while he beats his meat to the Immortal Hulk.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I don't see why we can't all agree that our favorite heroes and villians are getting shit on. The whole Jane Thor thing. Supes getting super whistled to go. Catwoman blitzing flashes.

The only one probably happy is Carver while he beats his meat to the Immortal Hulk.

It’s the new status quo. Women are hear me roar with vagina powaaa! And men are misogynistic bastard that needs to be kill.

In a few years that’ll change, with a new status quo taking its place.

If it doesn’t take effect in the next year or two, I might just give up comics all together and stick with manga.

All these manly tears being shed when male characters are still the top of the food chain and always will be.

And when these manly characters are shitted on every day just to promote females?

Look how Thor was shitted on? Look how the Flashes were to make Catwoman of all people look good? ****ing Catwoman, a no name secondary throw away character that has done nothing of value since she was first introduce!

Originally posted by Sin I AM
All these manly tears being shed when male characters are still the top of the food chain and always will be.

I wasn't referring to females or males at all. Wasn't even where I was going with it

Originally posted by SquallX
And when these manly characters are shitted on every day just to promote females?

Look how Thor was shitted on? Look how the Flashes were to make Catwoman of all people look good? ****ing Catwoman, a no name secondary throw away character that has done nothing of value since she was first introduce!

Thor and his issues are singular to that character. Its not an industry wide phenom. Plus despite Odin everything else was spot-on. Janes books in TMT were good, status quo be damned.

Those are outliers Sqallx not the norm. No matter how hard they push Diana, Clark is still top dog. If Wayne punked a Flash or a Lantern or a New God its cool...Selina gets one nod and "feminism", hilarious the fragility oh the male ego. Im actually a Thorbag and im not jumping ship.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Celey, you ate fake news.

Always striving.
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No god is worthy.
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He made himself worthy, not the hammer.
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He's the god of thunder. Not the god of hammers.

Though a badass hammer as a weapon of choice is pretty sweet.
😛

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Thor and his issues are singular to that character. Its not an industry wide phenom. Plus despite Odin everything else was spot-on. Janes books in TMT were good, status quo be damned.

Those are outliers Sqallx not the norm. No matter how hard they push Diana, Clark is still top dog. If Wayne punked a Flash or a Lantern or a New God its cool...Selina gets one nod and "feminism", hilarious the fragility oh the male ego. Im actually a Thorbag and im not jumping ship.

The whole Thor book was a shit fest on anything Thor related. Odin was made to be a moron for no reason. It’s like Odin completely forget the knowledge he acquired from the tree.

Thor magically no longer worthy for the dumbest of reasons.

Diana is a solid herald, her fight Kal is normal. Her lasting a few panels against Darkseid is normal. But Selina’s were just idiotic. Same with Batman being able to keep up Zoom by knowing exactly we’re he was moving.

Batman and his family have no business being in super powered being comics because they always shits on those characters to make Batman and family look good.

Batman brings absolutely nothing to the League. Batman is actually a liability.

You both have points, but you're also both wrong. Also, this is not a debate thread. Someone should really make a "CB Industry" thread, but this isn't it.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I wasn't referring to females or males at all. Wasn't even where I was going with it

i was talking to Squallx luv.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Always striving.
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No god is worthy.
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He made himself worthy, not the hammer.
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He's the god of thunder. Not the god of hammers.

Though a badass hammer as a weapon of choice is pretty sweet.
😛

basically this

Originally posted by SquallX
The whole Thor book was a shit fest on anything Thor related. Odin was made to be a moron for no reason. It’s like Odin completely forget the knowledge he acquired from the tree.

Thor magically no longer worthy for the dumbest of reasons.

Diana is a solid herald, her fight Kal is normal. Her lasting a few panels against Darkseid is normal. But Selina’s were just idiotic. Same with Batman being able to keep up Zoom by knowing exactly we’re he was moving.

Batman and his family have no business being in super powered being comics because they always shits on those characters to make Batman and family look good.

Batman brings absolutely nothing to the League. Batman is actually a liability.

i wont argue the validity of wayne in a team book. not every problem in life can be solved with sheer might.

as far as thor goes its that doub imo, that makes him one of the if not the best god. it firmly grounds him in ways no other herald can match.

Originally posted by -Pr-
You both have points, but you're also both wrong. Also, this is not a debate thread. Someone should really make a "CB Industry" thread, but this isn't it.

as you will it so it shall be...my leige 😖hifty:

Originally posted by -Pr-
You both have points, but you're also both wrong. Also, this is not a debate thread. Someone should really make a "CB Industry" thread, but this isn't it.

I did that already and you all closed it.

Originally posted by carver9
I did that already and you all closed it.

Jerked off on Hulk comics? We know.

So evidently the Creeper(from "Jeepers Creepers"😉 has been around for a LONG time -- he was worshiped as the God Quetzalcoatl by the ancient Aztecs:

Sounds like this series is going to explore its origins quite a bit. I'll read for sure. 👆