Character Ownage

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus5,121 pages

I should know better by now to post something that divisive, no one ever lets Carver have his fun in peace. He's like a fat black kid at the back of the bus in 1958 Mississippi.

Carver, just remember, Marvel is winning the hearts and minds of the audience. The next generation of writers is growing up loving the Hulk. Just remember "Hulk IS Hulk" and bide your time.

The future is GREEN!

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I should know better by now to post something that divisive, no one ever lets Carver have his fun in peace. He's like a fat black kid at the back of the bus in 1958 Mississippi.

Carver, just remember, Marvel is winning the hearts and minds of the audience. The next generation of writers is growing up loving the Hulk. Just remember "Hulk IS Hulk" and bide your time.

The future is GREEN!

I don't think you posted anything divisive at all. It's just a list.

No more divisive then this list.

Who could possibly be triggered by a silly list? 👆

Originally posted by One Big Mob
A "journalist" takes a look at the comic, puts it down. Writes a little story about the comic while sipping on soylent. Takes an open mouth selfie for twitter to promote his newest piece of "journalism", fires off some jabs at white people, and then never looks at the comic again.

Someone like Carver reads the issue no less than 3 times. He then prints out the relevant feat, cuts out each of the panels and puts it on his bulletin board. Checks the last 4 issues in the series, Googles what 3/4 of the words mean, jots down some bullet points on his white board, smells his cats ears, and then reads the issue one more time to make sure he understands what happens. Only then will he make a post about it.

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best part was the cat ears

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Monica and Surfer are pathetic, but KMC knew that already, bro.

PM the scan to goober, I'm sure he'll be happy 😂

Isn't Quicksilver the pathetic one??

Originally posted by krisblaze
Isn't Quicksilver the pathetic one??
yes and what he's saying makes no goddamn sense.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Isn't Quicksilver the pathetic one??

He's not the one getting the shit beaten out of him by Daredevil.

Originally posted by deathslash
yes and what he's saying makes no goddamn sense.

Combat speed > travelling speed, bruh.

Monica and Norrin wouldn't know how to act in a fight if their lives depended on it.

Monica has like the best combat speed in Marvel though.

She'd shit on Wolverine, Superman and Hulk.

Just because a Jet Fighter Pilot is travelling at Mach 2, doesn't meant he has mach 2 reactions, is the analogy I guess.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Just because a Jet Fighter Pilot is travelling at Mach 2, doesn't meant he has mach 2 reactions, is the analogy I guess.
that still makes no sense because Norrin has needs lightspeed reaction in order to avoid hitting things when he moves significantly faster than that. Same with Monica.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Monica has like the best combat speed in Marvel though.

She'd shit on Wolverine, Superman and Hulk.

Originally posted by deathslash
that still makes no sense because Norrin has needs lightspeed reaction in order to avoid hitting things when he moves significantly faster than that. Same with Monica.

His board is actually sentient, it does the job for him, it appears.

And same could be said for most FTL flying guys, they're still slow as f*ck in fights. Comics.

Shit Monica, get it together!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

His board is actually sentient, it does the job for him, it appears.

And same could be said for most FTL flying guys, they're still slow as f*ck in fights. Comics.

Agreed.

That scan literally says fastest isn't about who can make it around the world first. So if there was a race, the Silver Surfer would lap Quicksilver, but he's not faster because he doesn't live speed? Okay I guess, but in my books, that would make the Surfer faster.

Quicksilver would be more likely to read every book in a library sure, but Surfer has scanned an entirely planet in moments so....

Also, including Spectrum in that bit is a poor choice. She cannot only move at light speed, she can stop, think, react and strategize at that speed. She has true light speed perception. Best combat reflexes in Marvel.

I get the sentiment, it's about the guts, not the numbers, but it's kind of stupid.

"Hyperion, Superman, they might lift more, shift planets, but they're not on the ground, really feeling the weight. They're not a strongman like Luke Cage!"

Nice sentiment, but it's critiquing focusing on the math....I'll take a jet over a car any day personally. Just give him a damn FTL upgrade like DC would, and move on.

I don't see what was funny about that honestly

Originally posted by abhilegend

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So we using invalid statements now, Eh?

No, Monica combat speed is very much lightspeed. she's MOVED at lightspeed in combat too many times, this is not up for dispute

LOL How soon they forget.