Character Ownage

Started by Philosophía5,121 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
*unzips*

You think he shaves his legs with heat vision?

He probably just sticks it up Thor's ass.

Thanks for the mental image.

Thor: 'UNGH! By Odin's blood, I best grip it and rip it!!!!'

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Thor: 'UNGH! By Odin's blood, I best grip it and rip it!!!!'
Thor would give him a reach around while Superman's foot would be up his ass?

What a versatile beast.

this is messed up seriously

😈

Thor's character would have fit James Gunn like a glove.

Originally posted by Philosophía

Thor's character would have fit James Gunn like a glove.

Y'all are gay.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Y'all are gay.

What else is new?

The real schism between PR and Stilt.

unfortunately this was a real movie poster in a Shanghai movie theater

Originally posted by deathslash

Is this real?

😆

100 % canon

They do parodies man.

Are you for real?

Jane Foster owned.

Books of Magic is back.

Timothy Hunter may be destined tobecome the most powerful magician in the universe, but he’s still a London teenager, and having magical abilities complicates things more than it helps. It’s not like he can use magic to pass his exams, stop being bullied or convince his cute friend to date him. And while Tim’s trying to live his life, there are cultists who want to kill him, believing his power will eventually corrupt him into becoming a merciless mage. Oh, and those are the good guys. Luckily, his new substitute teacher is more than she appears, and may be able to help Tim discover the mystery behind the Books of Magic…

With a new Lucifer series from the Sandman Universe.

Lucifer is missing. Having embarked on a dangerous journey to find the mother of his abandoned son, the Prince of Lies finds himself imprisoned and crippled by mysterious forces who seek to torment him for their own terrible ends. Meanwhile: a car is crashed, two witches blind themselves, a tumor speaks its first words, and a perfectly good bowl of oatmeal is left to go cold.

With Merv Pumpkin

HE DREAMING #2
written by SI SPURRIER
art by BILQUIS EVELY
cover by JAE LEE
Merv Pumpkinhead ain’t happy.
Sure, Merv Pumpkinhead doesn’t exactly radiate happy at the best of times, but now? Right now a bunch of blank-faced strangers from between realities are taking local jobs; foreign criminals are profiteering at the realm’s expense; and the VIPs seem more interested in themselves than getting back to the “good old days.”
The Dreaming used to be somewhere a vegetable-headed guy could be proud to call home, y’know? Fact is, Merv Pumpkinhead’s been pushed too far. It’s time for change. Right at the top.

Damage Vs the Justice League

Damage vs. the Justice League! Returning to the covert lab that created him, Damage vows to shut the superior-soldier program down. However, the recruit faces a two-front war, one that he might not be able to win: on one side, a newly upgraded Damage host sporting deadly new features; on the other side, the collective might of the Justice League! Might be time to raise that white flag of surrender, soldier!