Character Ownage

Started by ghostman5,121 pages
Originally posted by carver9
Can you post some fights hes won?

what does that have to do with the speed feat ******

Originally posted by ghostman
what does that have to do with the speed feat ******

Lol... why are you so angry?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
.... without the death wings, how??

Unless you're lumping him with Beaky or Eye boy or something. Then yeah, he's the king of that dung pile.

I agree that he does seem useless without the Horseman upgrade (or his secondary mutation).

But the fact is, he's been surprisingly competent for "just a guy with wings" --- he even fought Iron Man a little.

Or did this to the guy who fought Wonder Man, lol:

Originally posted by carver9
Can you post some fights hes won?

ermm

Originally posted by carver9
Lol... why are you so angry?

cant wait till jen rapes fake hulk 🙂

Originally posted by carver9
Can you post some fights hes won?

Lol.

Watch Carver move the goalposts when someone posts Superman fights... Because somehow all the previous ones don't matter?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
.... without the death wings, how??

Unless you're lumping him with Beaky or Eye boy or something. Then yeah, he's the king of that dung pile.

He's got enhanced stats across the board, so he's stronger, faster, ridiculously more agile, and has better senses than baseline Humans/mutants. Like, even above the standard enhancements that all comic humans seem to have. Couple that with his training, and any competent writer could easily make him look really impressive, especially if he fights while using his wings as if they were extra limbs, thereby lengthening his reach.

He just lacks any kind of real ranged attack.

TBH though, all of the original X-Men bar Jean could be written as being much more impressive than they are, and it wouldn't even need any kind of retconning; modern writers just don't seem to know this. Or they don't want to.

Well, to be fair Creed should kill him anyway. A well-written one, not the shit-tier one we've gotten this last while.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Well, to be fair Creed should kill him anyway. A well-written one, not the shit-tier one we've gotten this last while.

Yeah, but that's not why I posted the scan. A random find, actually.

The only thing Ultimatum was good for was providing us with plenty material for this thread.

Did you know that Ultimate Creed never healed that eye properly? 😂

Turned out Sin was just reading the wrong comics afterall.

Spider-Man fans are awful

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Spider-Man fans are awful

👆

PS. Parm is afraid of spiders, send him some disturbing vids of spiders prancing on testicles and injecting them with venom.

Why does carver have such a problem with superman’s speed , he always done “feats” at unbelievable speeds.

Honest question?

If the filthy Gammite known as Carver acknowledges Superman's speed then he concedes his superiority over The Hulk at default!

Carver doesn't like speed because when you get a fast hooker, sometimes they escape and go to the police.

Carver's no slow poke either, just some of these hookers have wheels on them (sometimes literally).

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Carver doesn't like speed because when you get a fast hooker, sometimes they escape and go to the police.

Carver's no slow poke either, just some of these hookers have wheels on them (sometimes literally).

😂

Also, I dont have a problem with Supermans speed.