Character Ownage

Originally posted by Galan007
...While Carol is talking shit to him the entire time. 👆

😂

Am I the only one who can tell how much of a cuck JA is? It’s like his idea of a “real man” is based totally on what some purple haired wilderbeast is suppose to be. Instead of what one really is.

“Do you think she’d...say aye?”

SMH soooo hard. Oh Christ. Thor probably asks for consent before opening a door for a girl now. I can’t. It’s so disgusting. Stop cucking Thor. He’s a Viking God older than the human race.

I’m legit mad. This is what young boys read and think a man is suppose to be like. I miss chivalrous old school classic Thor who told She-Hulk to take a seat cause he had work to do and no time to fool around.

Oh for ****'s sake.

Hulkverines? Seriously?

Originally posted by Damborgson

I cant remember the last time Thor got something resembling a lifting feat lol

Also

😂

So why is She-Hulk so big? I mean are they trying to make Thor look weaker even here?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Oh for ****'s sake.

Hulkverines? Seriously?

*cums*

Carver's wish is granted

Originally posted by Galan007
Yeah, but I don't remember him regenning from a skeleton off hand in that...?

Originally posted by abhilegend
What? Is that King Crab and Ursa Major fighting Thor and not getting oneshotted?

Thor has fallen a long way.

Bucky can make a short work of Mikhail but Thor is no Bucky.

Hulkverine is what Weapon H should have been labled as originally anyways.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Hulkverine is what Weapon H should have been labled as originally anyways.

That's what Domino called him.

Holy shit at that Thor issue though. That was rough

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
😂

Am I the only one who can tell how much of a cuck JA is? It’s like his idea of a “real man” is based totally on what some purple haired wilderbeast is suppose to be. Instead of what one really is.

“Do you think she’d...say aye?”

SMH soooo hard. Oh Christ. Thor probably asks for consent before opening a door for a girl now. I can’t. It’s so disgusting. Stop cucking Thor. He’s a Viking God older than the human race.

I’m legit mad. This is what young boys read and think a man is suppose to be like. I miss chivalrous old school classic Thor who told She-Hulk to take a seat cause he had work to do and no time to fool around.

Pretty sure I called Aaron a cuck first on this forum but yeah. Agreed all around

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Holy shit at that Thor issue though. That was rough

🙁

Originally posted by abhilegend
Hulkverines?

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
U need some Ginko.

3 lifting feats in 3 years isnt bad I suppose.

Each time Thor appears to be lifting something, there's an invisible Hulk around (courtesy of Sue Richards) doing all the work for him.

Originally posted by Damborgson
3 lifting feats in 3 years isnt bad I suppose.

Not sure if sarcasm

I...I dont know either.

Originally posted by Damborgson
3 lifting feats in 3 years isnt bad I suppose.

Slightly off topic, Thor didn't fight Ursa Major in that new Avengers book, he and the rest of the Avengers were supposed that the Winter Guard showed up (unless I'm missing something). It seems like Abhi just skimmed the page for Thor and then just made up the narrative from there. 😐

Originally posted by deathslash
it's not very good either. Hell, Darth Vader has gotten like ten times as many lifting feats in one year alone. A person would think that all that time without his hammer would've let him demonstrate his godly strength a bit more often.

The Adventures of Thor and Jen: