Character Ownage

Some fans wanted it to be forgotten... but Marvel reminded everyone it's still canon during Dark Avengers 😂

Even I knew about Naughty Norm licking on Gwen's milk dud, smh Squall.

Jeez guys, I am sorry that I never read such a story that destroys one of my favorite heroes.

Also, what happened to the kids?

Originally posted by SquallX
Jeez guys, I am sorry that I never read such a story that destroys one of my favorite heroes.

Oh, I've got many more for you, enjoy:

Originally posted by SquallX
Also, what happened to the kids?

They grew up really fast (thanks to Norman's f*cked up genes), Gabriel had his brief stint as the Grey Goblin, last time appeared in the American Son mini. Not sure about Sarah.

They're d-list, not likely to reappear any time soon. The whole thing still happened, though, as Marvel loves to remind us:

Those kids were actually Conan's.

He timed it so that Norman would take the fall.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Oh, I've got many more for you, enjoy:

Don't lie.

It made you appreciate Mags more.

I forgot about Peter getting SamZed'd

Good stuff.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Don't lie.

It made you appreciate Mags more.

That encounter probably put Peter off science, which is why he never reached Reed's level.

Conan according to Marvel canon is part Atlantian.

They can use that as the basis for him having metahuman abilities.

Conan is Conan

They should have went with Conan being bitten by a radioactive barbarian.

Originally posted by SquallX
Damn that’s sad.

Marvel really do hate their white male superheroes these days.

oh boo ****ing hoo cuck.

and like Kent, Peter is subtextually Jewish,

Originally posted by panthergod
oh boo ****ing hoo cuck.

and like Kent, Peter is subtextually Jewish,

Originally posted by panthergod
oh boo ****ing hoo cuck.

and like Kent, Peter is subtextually Jewish,

Let me get this straight, I am a cuck because I am not down with the destruction of some of my favorite characters?

Let me guess, your a fan of new Marvel aren’t you? No wonder Marvel doesn’t care about shitting on their white male characters. After all, they have someone like you buying their shits.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
You sure told him that colonizer, Wakanda forever!

😂

Good thread direction. Will tune in

Bast was just some random panther that Conan choked out.

In death it ascended to godhood from being near Conan's aura.

Holy

crap.

I remember flipping through this on the shelf as a kid. Never got to that part.

Cancelled after 3 issues. I wonder why.