Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

I don't.

I hope she pegs the shit out of him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I don't.

I hope she pegs the shit out of him.

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It's a sign of true masculinity when you let your much stronger girlfriend f uck you in the ass ~ Thor in one of the future Avengers issues.

Idk.

As bad as New 52 Supes had it with the Lois stuff and the infamous 'keep dinner warm' moment during his depowerment, what Thor is going through is worse right now.

I wouldn't wish Jason Aaron on anyone.

Hell all things considered Supes is actually doing just fine under Bendis of all people.

Originally posted by SquallX
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Agreed with your smileys, Thor will be spitting green cum soon enough.

It seems this Thor stuff is being taken slightly out of context. He very much appears to be wooing Jennifer. Trying to apease her.

He's not going to say "I want to know the woman who I could knock out in one punch or whose neck I could break" etc. Pretty usual way if trying to seduce a person is by making them feel happy about themselves through compliments etc. Generally I don't think you would seduce someone by saying "I am stronger than you, I could rip you to shreds but I do love you".

It wouldn't surprise me for Jason to maybe be being very literal but there's also a very strong case that he is just trying to win her over rather than making a battleboard type remark slipped into a conversation. Or even a mix of the 2 where (even though I think it's silly) Thor thinks she is stronger but he is trying to get on her good side.

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Some of you probably shouldn't speak to women for a while...

The whole scene is f*cking gold:

Aaron is on-point here. 👆

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
It seems this Thor stuff is being taken slightly out of context. He very much appears to be wooing Jennifer. Trying to apease her.

He's not going to say "I want to know the woman who I could knock out in one punch or whose neck I could break" etc. Pretty usual way if trying to seduce a person is by making them feel happy about themselves through compliments etc. Generally I don't think you would seduce someone by saying "Is am stronger than you, I could rip you to shreds but I do love you".

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Also:

Originally posted by Galan007
Also:

Is that the same issue mate?

Nope, different issue.

Originally posted by abhilegend

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Man
Reading any appearances of Thor in comics lately is a great lessson on how to ruin a character

Thor getting tentacle raped?

Nice bonus this week 😆

Originally posted by Galan007
Nope, different issue.

Poor Thor he needs some chilling time. Before his eventual sex change and conversion to one of the 3 abrahamic religions.

That's Asgardians of the Galaxy 👆

Also I don't know what Thor did to deserve this, but I can't think of a single character in history who "regains his status" and does not definitively beat a single character in 6 months.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Poor Thor he needs some chilling time. Before his eventual sex change and conversion to one of the 3 abrahamic religions.

To paraphrase Miek a bit, I hope Marvel never stops making Thor pay.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman, Zod and Rogol Zaar make entire phantom zone tremble with their fight.

****ing insane.


Not to ruin it but this was actually pretty good from Bendis

I hope that he can continue at this pace for the few years that he will be writing Superman.

I’m a bit surprised because people on this forum were signaling doomsday. I’m glad that that aren’t correct as of yet

And nothing can be as bad as what thor is going through

Thor is back baby! Finally!

Why does She-Hulk's costume change though from Jen to God Ripper?

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
It seems this Thor stuff is being taken slightly out of context. He very much appears to be wooing Jennifer. Trying to apease her.

He's not going to say "I want to know the woman who I could knock out in one punch or whose neck I could break" etc. Pretty usual way if trying to seduce a person is by making them feel happy about themselves through compliments etc. Generally I don't think you would seduce someone by saying "I am stronger than you, I could rip you to shreds but I do love you".

It wouldn't surprise me for Jason to maybe be being very literal but there's also a very strong case that he is just trying to win her over rather than making a battleboard type remark slipped into a conversation. Or even a mix of the 2 where (even though I think it's silly) Thor thinks she is stronger but he is trying to get on her good side.

Pretty sure no one was thinking battleboard.

I know I wasn't.

Thor's a natural bottom. If there's a fifty first shade, he'd know.

Originally posted by Galan007
The whole scene is f*cking gold:

Aaron is on-point here. 👆

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
It seems this Thor stuff is being taken slightly out of context. He very much appears to be wooing Jennifer. Trying to apease her.

He's not going to say "I want to know the woman who I could knock out in one punch or whose neck I could break" etc. Pretty usual way if trying to seduce a person is by making them feel happy about themselves through compliments etc. Generally I don't think you would seduce someone by saying "I am stronger than you, I could rip you to shreds but I do love you".

It wouldn't surprise me for Jason to maybe be being very literal but there's also a very strong case that he is just trying to win her over rather than making a battleboard type remark slipped into a conversation. Or even a mix of the 2 where (even though I think it's silly) Thor thinks she is stronger but he is trying to get on her good side.


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He actually looked like an evolved being there instead of a complete caveman. I guess he was playing coy...

Still don't understand his facination/infatuation with bulked out She-Hulk instead of the sexier version(Jen Walters). Maybe because he can bonk her as much as he can w/o ruining her internals?