Character Ownage

Started by DarkSaint855,121 pages

Cyborg too 👆

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Batman survives Darkseid's energy blasts, which KOs the entire Justice League:
https://imgur.com/a/MQs2t

Originally posted by cdtm
The Source Wall is planetary level 😂

That is a comically major downplay of the Source Wall, and energies it contains.


Clearly it’s made of all rubble and sculptures
It’s not even planetary

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Abhi will melt down on this.

😂

What for?

Originally posted by Philosophía
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Batman survives Darkseid's energy blasts, which KOs the entire Justice League:
https://imgur.com/a/MQs2t

Remember Titan Super Gladiator?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Remember Titan Super Gladiator?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Batman diverts punches from a bloodlusted Jon whose powers are being pushed to their limit by Chester:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Remember Titan Super Gladiator?
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Batman takes two missles to the head which destroy much of the Batcave, gets buried under debris and muscles his way out, virtually unharmed:
https://imgur.com/a/AtbIsnJ

laughing

Originally posted by NemeBro
"1.1 Superman Benched The Weight of the Earth For Five Days. Superman 13"

So I assume he made a typo here and he meant to say that the Earth is actually 6.5 sextillion tons, meaning Superman didn't actually bench the Earth's mass. Otherwise he's not really debunking anything, is he?

And that's roughly true if you use short tons. But using metric tons, which the comic does, it is more like 5.9 sextillion, the comic figure.

"1. Superman & Martian Manhunter Moved A Planet Sized Starship. Action Comics 34"

The ship hadn't warped in yet. Lex was referring to the hole in the sky as being six thousand miles across.

"1.3. Debunked. PC Superman Lifted Infinite Weight. Final Crisis Superman Beyond 1 & 2"

So he conflated "any book possible" with "the books that have existed on Earth". These two statements are not even close to the same thing. This point is so stupid that it's barely worth addressing, only a biased poster with an agenda like carver could look at the reasoning here and think it has merit. That or an idiot.

"1.4 Debunked. Superman Lifted Infinite Weight. JLA The Spectre Soul War 1"

This one is basically true. It's probably unquantifiable.

"2.1 Superman Tanks Multiple Black Holes. Superman Doomed 2 & Action Comics 35"

From what I can gather, he's just nitpicking the effects of the black hole to invalidate the feat.

"2.2 Debunked. PC Superman Held A Black Hole. JLA 77
Superman held a magnetic field that was housing a tiny black hole, no bigger than a spec of dust, as stated by Captain Atom. The magnetic field was buckling against the pressure of the black hole. The black hole was not a galaxy or universe busting black hole."

No, just a solar system busting one apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/GGrpYL0.jpg

"2.3 Debunked. PC Superman Tanked The Explosion of 50 Supernova. Action Comics 847"

This one appears true.

"2.4 Debunked. PC Superman Tanked A Supernova. Action Comics 867"

Partly true. He didn't tank the blast at ground zero, but he still withstood planet-busting energies.

Getting bored now though. If someone else feels like addressing the rest of it or has a different take on the ones I did (especially given I haven't read all the stories those feats are from) they are free to do so. 👆

👆 looked at the first few and couldn't agree more. Pity this guy for putting so much effort in his biased hate.

Alfred was far more impressive than Bruce in the cave.

God I hate Batman.

And Batman hates you 👆

Is dubstep dead?

Batman: This BANGARANG will never die!

*Cue Skilled*

Nothing is impossible for the Batman:

1. https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/superman-pitches-to-batman-4.jpg
2. https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/superman-pitches-to-batman-5.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And Batman hates you 👆

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nothing is impossible for the Batman:

1. https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/superman-pitches-to-batman-4.jpg
2. https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/superman-pitches-to-batman-5.jpg

So much better than Superman

I love how you quote yourself.

Squall missed it, so I had to.

Gotta love Superman's reaction:

Almost as good as the infamous "thorface" from AvX.

Mr. Mind is a formidable, little bastard.

Awesome character 👆

(He still loses to Kang though)

And kingpin, tbh.