Character Ownage

Started by AlbertoJohnAvil5,121 pages

Imagine being gassed up by fanboys for 2 years only to be one shot at the first sign of conflict by a chick Reed Richard's beat with teamwork and determination 🙄

This is the superpower Bendis wants for superman

"On his Reddit AMA, when asked ‘What is the most ridiculous Superman story you’d like to write?’ he replied,

Clark goes undercover in issue 1010 of ACTION COMICS. He grows facial hair by flexing his jaw muscles. I am not lying! Undercover Clark’s name is Chaz and he looks exactly like Bradley Cooper in AMERICAN HUSTLE. Lois loves Chaz.

Growing hair follicles by flexing your jaw muscles? That’s a superpower, certainly"

Originally posted by abhilegend
So was Weapon H and he was further drained by Hulk.

He still kicked Hulk's ass.

Lol the virus clearly infected Hulk worse than it did weapon H, before Hulk got weakened he was about to flatten Clay. Everyone present even agreed that Clay didn’t stand a chance until leader revealed his plan which was SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO TARGET HULK - not Clay.

context dude seriously

Take it to the Discussion Thread, please.

Originally posted by abhilegend
So Weapon H defeated Hulk even after he was infected with the same virus and Hulk actually drained him.

Someone hide sharp objects from carter.

It's obvious the virus didnt have the same affect on Weapon H versus what it did against the Hulk. Stop trolling. Hulk doesnt lose like Superman does.

Originally posted by Galan007
Take it to the Discussion Thread, please.

Just seen this.

Originally posted by MrMind
it fascinates me that surfer has more fans than hal, one is a silver eunuch on the board, the other is one of the most interesting charasmatic superhero created with a rich history

those 90s and 00s marvel cosmic stories really helped with surfer's popularity, most marvel hyper nerd shit always involve galactus and surfer so there is a big fanbase on that. and most who into vs battles are just hyper nerds in general, so a large group of them are into the marvel cosmic stories. lets be honest 80 percent of comic forum fans are marvel fans, it's just the way it is. is it bias? sure can it be changed? not likely, nowadays marvel can **** up all they want in the comic industry, they wouldn't give two shats, as long as they are making huge money in their ponzi schemes movies. movies that will draw new fans in. noobs who don't know what they are talking about

maybe it's also because dc reboot their characters every 25 years, killing any momentum they built up

Because there are characters that go into the realm of corny/stupid. No matter how good the stories or how dynamic the character they cant really get past the corniness of a part of their mythos. The ring is and the green lantern core oath is one of those things. Explain the ring to any non comic book fan and they will look at you like you probably watch my little pony too. Shazaam being a little kid is another one that pushes the line of corny beyond saving. Jack of Hearts was another one thats why you dont see that mother ****er no more.

Green Lantern is hardly corny.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Green Lantern is hardly corny.
Lol stop it dude. Its corny as hell and I say that as a comic book fan. Explain his power to any non comic reader and watch there face. Doesnt mean I dont like the green lantern core or specifically (sinestro) but Im not oblivious to how it looks.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Silver age is corny, nobody said otherwise.

Anyway, this isn't the correct thread.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Lol stop it dude. Its corny as hell and I say that as a comic book fan. Explain his power to any non comic reader and watch there face. Doesnt mean I dont like the green lantern core or specifically (sinestro) but Im not oblivious to how it looks.

Yeah, agree to disagree. Maybe you and your friends are not the parameter to judge a character's corniness, how about that?

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, agree to disagree. Maybe you and your friends are not the parameter to judge a character's corniness, how about that?
This is a comic forum. The last past place to be able to discern whats corny and not. This is a forum that will big up mad man jim jaspers or myx.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or how about the house cat thats a red lantern

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Or how about the house cat thats a red lantern

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Abhi is the worst DC zombie on the Internet.

you guys don't like Dex-Starr and Ch'p? they are so awesome