Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Okay, first thing:

Nobody is afraid of Spider-Man. Nobody.

Second:

It's one of the great many bullies that used to beat the living shit out of Parker in school.

Carl King.

No one liked Peter. No one helped him.

Stilt, you are such a cheeky bastard. Never change😊

But I’m surprise this comic was allowed to be release and canon to Spidy.

You know, it’s a wonder Peter never became a school shooter with the shits that guy put him through.

Surprised? You are surprised????

Dude. Peter was molested when he was 12.

Carl King was an a-hole, sure. But at least he never pretended to be Peter's friend and never raped him:

Jesus **** Stilt, stop ruining Spidy for me by posting these fics!

It’s bad enough Marvel wrote those stories, now your posting. Gonna give me ****ing nightmares man. It’s a good thing I’m on 24 hr shift.

I bet Peter didn't even punch his head off on sight.

Originally posted by SquallX
Jesus **** Stilt, stop ruining Spidy for me by posting these fics!

It’s bad enough Marvel wrote those stories, now your posting. Gonna give me ****ing nightmares man. It’s a good thing I’m on 24 hr shift.

Your fault for not reading comics, dude.

You come here and pretend to be a fan. Too bad we all can see through your bullshit.

You can't even spell his name, so I'm not sure why you pretend to care for the character, anyway.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
I bet Peter didn't even punch his head off on sight.

He never met Skip again.

Too much nerd rage.

I need to post something less controversial.

Oh, I know!

How about Parker getting BEAT BY A DAMN NERD?! Pr was right, nerds hate nerds:

Different writers. Different comic book eras. Yet it stays the same. Parker was a punching bag that was begging for a whooping from everyone he came in contact with.

I'm glad I'm here to educate you on your "Spidy", Squall. We should do it every day till you die.

I messed up. In all my nerd rage, I forgot to add the final page:

Wow...im surprised he didnt rape parker right there.

The fatty looks like Jelly Bean that molested Morty.

Morty =/= Pete?

😂

I'd imagine this kind of scene says a lot about the writers as well. They probably simply remember back to middle school, and write their scripts.

Originally posted by abhilegend
It was a dimensional breach, he fell out to a different dimension. Even Jon Kent fared better against such a black hole.

I guess your sig Abhi is of the feat of Superman flying off a planet and breaking it?

No, it's Superman punching World Forger.

Originally posted by cdtm
😂

I'd imagine this kind of scene says a lot about the writers as well. They probably simply remember back to middle school, and write their scripts.

Pete was always written that way.

Doesn't mean all writers were bullied. It's just a part of the character.

Still, I get what you're saying 😂

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
I guess your sig Abhi is of the feat of Superman flying off a planet and breaking it?

Welcom back!

Thank me, peasant.

I fell on my knees and begged Lord Scot to pay us a visit.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Welcom back!

Hey mate thanks, how are you doing?

We're all doing bad without you.

Make sure to drop by every once in a while or we'll eat each other 😉

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
We're all doing bad without you.

Make sure to drop by every once in a while or we'll eat each other 😉

Haha no worries mate.

Has there been any news on Thanus or anything big in terms of the cosmic entities in Marvel?

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Haha no worries mate.

Has there been any news on Thanus or anything big in terms of the cosmic entities in Marvel?

Thanos is doing his own thing somewhere in the galaxy, Odin and Freya recently died, and Earth is under siege by all of Thor's enemies.