Character Ownage

Originally posted by CosmicComet
The mystical non-physical wound that had no direct effect on his battle power, and if anything, made him fight even more viciously than normal?

Sure. Let's not forget to add him admitting that he always knew he could never beat Hulk.

While were taking a trip down memory lane. Let's not forget he fought Nul and Angrir at the same time before beating Angrir and moving on to Nul so he wasn't even fresh. But, okay.

Angrir was a non-factor. Literally.

And nes, we get it you're a hopeless thor fanboy, but this is a place for random ownage scans, not a therapy session for butthurt thorbags 😛

Originally posted by CosmicComet
The mystical non-physical wound that had no direct effect on his battle power, and if anything, made him fight even more viciously than normal?

Sure. Let's not forget to add him admitting that he always knew he could never beat Hulk.

The wound that bled cosmic ooze from splitting his stomach open and literally had him sweat from the pain, yes that one.

Bad enough for Silver Surfer to stop fighting him and be like “by my smooth and immaculate crotch area...why are you oozing man fluids from your abdomen ?”

Not that it matters. Thor said he never could beat him. Wound or no wound, he was never beating him.

Except for the times he’s beaten him. And then the fact that he beat him right after.

Not my words...

And here I’ve been secretly calling you Matt Fraction...

Well you seemed to rely heavily on Fractions words......yet now, suddenly, you disregard them.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Not my words...

Feats > statement's though. Thor was probably being facetious for all we know.

Thor was being honest.

Hulk always smashed him.

*Discussion thread, plz. 🙂

That hair was horrible looking lol. It owned every 80's rock band

Batman/Deathstroke:

Supergirl/Wonder Woman:

Thor/Hulk:

The Iron Mage:

Originally posted by Galan007
Thor/Hulk:

I should have known better than to expect much from this. Boring.

Sadly, something like that seems like the best Thor can hope for in a fight vs Hulk these days.