Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages
Originally posted by abhilegend
Gods are dicks. Always have been.

Yes, well said. Nice and short.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Dr. Strange says Abracadabra, pulls out a 15 inch dick, binds the Odin Force in the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak and rapes it in front of all Asgardians.

PIS. Doctor Strange was useless against the Odinforce in The Reigning.

He wasn't useless, far from it --- he disabled the Odinforce, Loki had to reactivate it.

You really love having your anus fisted, don't you?

I remember when people use to hype Grail until she lost to Wonder Woman, lol.

Originally posted by carver9
I remember when people use to hype Grail until she lost to Wonder Woman, lol.

I remember when you used to use Wonder Woman doing well as a low showing for other characters.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes, well said. Nice and short.

Like your dick?

😂

Don't make me battlezone you with dick pics...

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Like your dick?

congrats, the first sorta funny thing you said in 8 years

Surprised the hell out of me, too.

Usually Shadow was all about "Leave carver alone!", "Leave rage alone!" or even "Leave gecko alone!" 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Don't make me battlezone you with dick pics...

That woul be the shortest battle zone ever.

Actually I say funny ( and horrible) shit all the time everyday on fb and in real life. I just don't like hypocrisy andI have a huge complex where I will leap to defend anyone I feel is getting ganged up on. I dont really give two ****s about what the people are actually saying, I'm just wired to join the conflict and take the pressure off of them and put it on me.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
That woul be the shortest battle zone ever.

Actually I say funny ( and horrible) shit all the time everyday on fb and in real life. I just don't like hypocrisy andI have a huge complex where I will leap to defend anyone I feel is getting ganged up on. I dont really give two ****s about what the people are actually saying, I'm just wired to join the conflict and take the pressure off of them and put it on me.

hard to imagine you say anything relevant to anyone ever, I'm sure they are laughing with you and not at you....I'm sure

Galactus runs from Hulk, lol...

https://ibb.co/mTsd4fH

Happened in a Canon comic.

Originally posted by MrMind
hard to imagine you say anything relevant to anyone ever, I'm sure they are laughing with you and not at you....I'm sure

Cut Fyre some slack, he's alright 😛

Originally posted by carver9
Galactus runs from Hulk, lol...

https://ibb.co/mTsd4fH

Happened in a Canon comic.

Do you ever set up your room like murder investigations trying to connect all the evidence when you see difficult words on pictures?

If Stilt could be a dear and do something like this with cut up panels you found confusing that would be excellent.

Originally posted by carver9
Galactus runs from Hulk, lol...

https://ibb.co/mTsd4fH

Happened in a Canon comic.

It was a mini-story by Stan Lee (R.I.P.) meant as a joke.

There even was the Wendihulk there, which shouldn't be possible, as Wendihulk was 616 Hulk 😛

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Do you ever set up your room like murder investigations trying to connect all the evidence when you see difficult words on pictures?

If Stilt could be a dear and do something like this with cut up panels you found confusing that would be excellent.

😆

Originally posted by MrMind
hard to imagine you say anything relevant to anyone ever, I'm sure they are laughing with you and not at you....I'm sure

Thousand of feet below the surface, there is underground caverns that have rivers flow through them. Within these rivers is tiny little fish. These fish feed on nothing but algae and various forms of microplankton. These fish have never seen the light of day. These fish give far more of a **** about your opinion of me than I ever will.

How about you go eat a big giant rusty dick or make another retarded ass Superman spite match that you make sure in the op he can't lose. Dont forget to give him a Sundip. Make sure and Sundip that dick as well. Its got rust on it. Dont want you getting lockjaw.😗

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cut Fyre some slack, he's alright 😛

Thanks Stilt, hes really stressing my life out right now. Think I'll smoke a blunt and **** some big tittied college chick about it. Maybe cry later

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Do you ever set up your room like murder investigations trying to connect all the evidence when you see difficult words on pictures?

If Stilt could be a dear and do something like this with cut up panels you found confusing that would be excellent.

Dead.

Thank you again Mr. Mind and you too Shadow.

Originally posted by Facee
Thank you again Mr. Mind and you too Shadow.

Don't thank me, I was minding my own business insulting zero people.