Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages
Originally posted by abhilegend
Wut? Asgardians are such jobbers LMFAO

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Thor 28

Originally posted by Parmaniac
It's a dark elf, Carnage probably conquers Hel.

Considering what he's up to, he snatched Hela's powers.

EDIT: On second thought it could be Kurse, would even make more sense.

You've edited this post more times than I've fapped today.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Even the writers know it lol

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Also

Thor 28

😆 😆 😆

That's an actual preview or just a promo art?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Also

Thor 28


In his own book. Has Eddie actually got any amp from the King in Black title?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😆 😆 😆

That's an actual preview or just a promo art?


That's the main cover

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You've edited this post more times than I've fapped today.
I just woke up, cut me some slack.

Originally posted by abhilegend
In his own book. Has Eddie actually got any amp from the King in Black title?
Hard to say what his status will be when Thor 28 will be released, right after King in Black he was basically Knull and had absolute control over the hive. And loosing to Carnage at this point is hardly jobbing especially considering the road he's on in his current run. He's on a quest of stealing powers from others.

But he's not physically more powerful, is he?

You guys know what would be awesome?

If Thor somehow got the runic magic and power cosmic back --- and got his ass beat by some d-list street levelers, such as Prowler, Night Trasher and Nightwatch.

I would masturbate to it like crazy.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😆 😆 😆

That's an actual preview or just a promo art?

That's the actual cover. Or at least one of the covers that will be used.

Or gets knocked out by a thump over the head by Aunt May like Spider-Man lol

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This always makes me chuckle.

If thor and asgard can be summed in an image, it's this.

Am I the only one who hopes Rage got all of his limbs chopped off by Somalian machetes and that's the real reason he doesn't visit us anymore? vin

You mean culturally enriched.

Who's that?

Quill's mom.

She fucks planets, bro.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Quill's mom.

She fucks planets, bro.

Her forehead can bring about an eclipse, so it makes sense.