Originally posted by StiltmanFTWThat explains why Logan got his ass kicked, he can't do anything to a man, now if it was Gorilla Boy he'd definitely rapestomp. 😮💨
It's not a gorilla, it's Gorilla Man. Who would rape Pete. Cause you know, unlike him he is a man
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWHey that only shows Logan can't tell a difference between a 15 year old and a 25 year old. We all know his supreme intellect is the reason he's so popular.
Heh. There's no such thing as "adult Parker", so I'd say Wolverine's chances are pretty good.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWLosing to Orb or a single hand ninja is still better than taking a beating from your own girlfriend.
And getting humiliated by Gorilla Man is still better than losing to Orb.Or a single hand ninja.
You know... twice...
In Logan's defence, nothing like that would've ever happened if she was under 11...
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWWell One would expect Wolverine to at least not be a paedophile in another universe... But I wouldnt put my money on it... And Peter didnt have "gay sex", he was molested. That's not embarassing, thats sad. And that story is about as canon as Dr. Doom crying in the 9/11 book.
Not canon and at least that's a girl (Peter had gay sex at the age of twelve, do I really need to remind you?).
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWHe ripped Gargan's tongue off and used him as a base ball. And sure he got tagged when he got distracted that's still better than getting speed blitzed by a cook...
Oh, and who got owned by [b]GARGAN twice in the same issue? [/B]
