Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages
Originally posted by King Castle
Hawkeye needs to commit suicide as soon as he hears what happen or grow to abstract lvl and fight off Pym and Stature in a universe abstract shattering battle.

He needs to off that loser spiderboy first.

Martial Artist Supreme vs. Scientist Supreme? Could be interesting 😄

I love Mockingbird, shut up people! 😠

Originally posted by Starscream M
remember, spiderman jokes around as part of his fighting style...its to throw enemies off

he doesn't do it just to goof around

Kind of played out now. I know comics sometimes leave these characters perpetually at a young age, but either way he's a veteran hero now. Those lame wise cracks should be left to the rookies.

He got a fellow hero distracted before the immediate threat was neutralized. If he came in at the end of the battle and she got taken out by a sniper, that would be different.

Also I've never understood why characters like Mocking Bird, Wolvie et al don't have better weapons, more versatile weapons.

Wolverine should always have projectile weapons on him, Mocking Bird and her ilk as well.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Mockingbird doesn't bother me, I'm indifferent.

Jessica and her stupid husband need to be killed. I'm fed up with "Cage and his skank ho feat. New Avengers".

I'm starting to hate you. sneer

Is it really that bad?

Originally posted by Allankles
Also I've never understood why characters like Mocking Bird, Wolvie et al don't have better weapons, more versatile weapons.

Wolverine should always have projectile weapons on him, Mocking Bird and her ilk as well.

Comics dude. They have to keep everyone the same, so when they get such thigns its only short term.

^ I was gonna say something like that.

Current Mock has guns.

Originally posted by Allankles
Also I've never understood why characters like Mocking Bird, Wolvie et al don't have better weapons, more versatile weapons.

Wolverine should always have projectile weapons on him, Mocking Bird and her ilk as well.

Well, Wolverine doesn't like guns... as for other ranged weapons, he says that he doesn't really need them. He has incredible control over his claws.

That being said, there was an instance when he regretted he didn't have a habit to carry an uzi with him.

Originally posted by Deadline
I'm starting to hate you. sneer

Is it really that bad?

Cage got enough panel time and "zomg awesome" moments. It's time to move on. He's leading T-Bolts, ain't that enough? When I get myself a New Avengers book, I want to read about New Avengers, not about Cage and his skank ho.

You know what really pissed me off? At the end of Dark Avengers (which I consider a great book), Luke appears out of f****** nowhere and cheapshots Lester. That was too much for me. Bendis had to put him everywhere.

Originally posted by Bentley
Current Mock has guns.
Yeah 2 very well shaped guns 😎

Originally posted by SamZED
Oh thank God the world still makes sense.

"Wrong Religion"...hilarious.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Yeah 2 very well shaped guns 😎

She's no tranny 😱

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, Wolverine doesn't like guns... as for other ranged weapons, he says that he doesn't really need them. He has incredible control over his claws.

That being said, there was an instance when he regretted he didn't have a habit to carry an uzi with him.

Cage got enough panel time and "zomg awesome" moments. It's time to move on. He's leading T-Bolts, ain't that enough? When I get myself a New Avengers book, I want to read about New Avengers, not about Cage and his skank ho.

You know what really pissed me off? At the end of Dark Avengers (which I consider a great book), Luke appears out of f****** nowhere and cheapshots Lester. That was too much for me. Bendis had to put him everywhere.

skank ho 😆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, Wolverine doesn't like guns... as for other ranged weapons, he says that he doesn't really need them. He has incredible control over his claws.

That being said, there was an instance when he regretted he didn't have a habit to carry an uzi with him.

He's facing a foe that can shoot energy bolts (that can fry his flesh) from meters away and his first countermeasure/s is/are... his claws.

The guy needs to be better prepared. That goes for any hero without great durability or ground shaking strength that doesn't carry projectiles to compensate for a lack of ranged abilities.

This shouldn't always be the case, but if he has time to prepare...

Cause it would ruin the character.

I don't think it would. Would it hurt to bring more than a knife to a gun fight?

I'm not asking the guy to be Batman or Punisher, but it wouldn't hurt to look less ridiculous in those types of encounters.

Most of the time he then suprises them or they simply forget about the advantage and go melee. Usually it would make sense from time to time though.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Cage got enough panel time and "zomg awesome" moments.

Really, still doesn't seem that impressive.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's time to move on. He's leading T-Bolts, ain't that enough? When I get myself a New Avengers book, I want to read about New Avengers, not about Cage and his skank ho.

Why is she a skank? Im not up to date on NA but during DR the other Avengers got enough face time.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

You know what really pissed me off? At the end of Dark Avengers (which I consider a great book), Luke appears out of f****** nowhere and cheapshots Lester. That was too much for me. Bendis had to put him everywhere.

Lester kinda sucked. Luke has one-shoted Ironclad whos gone toe-to-toe with the Hulk, no Bendis.

^Skank ho cuz she's with Cage.