Character Ownage

Started by iceman245675,121 pages

Lol Noh-Var is pretty funny in a akward kinda way.

Originally posted by King Castle
http://prettythings.pullbot.com/artworks/450942/dark-reign-list-one-shot-2009-wolverine-3_large.jpg
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Damn, bug boys are all the same, soft.

😆

I completely forgot Logan called him bugboy. Great find.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
lulz wut

You either are his hardcore fanboy or didn't check out enough appearances.

1) She's married to Cage, like Comet said.

2) She loves interracial anal (I guess she's into DAP, too).

3) She's married to Cage.

Bendis is not the only one who wanks him like crazy.

Bullseye was great and caught Bucky's shield while he was in midair... he certainly didn't deserve getting one-shotted from behind by some overused and dumb brick.

Care to give examples of Cage being wanked? Cos I think you might be talking nonsense.

Originally posted by King Castle
http://prettythings.pullbot.com/artworks/450942/dark-reign-list-one-shot-2009-wolverine-3_large.jpg
http://prettythings.pullbot.com/artworks/450949/dark-reign-list-one-shot-2009-wolverine-4_large.jpg
http://prettythings.pullbot.com/artworks/450956/dark-reign-list-one-shot-2009-wolverine-5_large.jpg
http://prettythings.pullbot.com/artworks/450963/dark-reign-list-one-shot-2009-wolverine-6_large.jpg

Damn, bug boys are all the same, soft.

nohvar is awesome. not his fault logan believes in imaginary friends. that story was pretty good.

Originally posted by Deadline
Care to give examples of Cage being wanked? Cos I think you might be talking nonsense.

He's wanked in New Avengers all the time. It gives everyone a headache.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's wanked in New Avengers all the time. It gives everyone a headache.

I want examples because really most of his feats aren't that impressive.

Originally posted by Deadline
I want examples because really most of his feats aren't that impressive.

lol i actually agree with u

when he recovered from the neural disruptor just by being Luke Cage.

his power set shouldnt allow him to recover that fast from having his neurons disrupted

anyways....

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4762/1074968-killedscottyes_super.jpg

Originally posted by Deadline
I want examples because really most of his feats aren't that impressive.

It's not just about feats. I simply want to enjoy reading a damn book and I can't do that with Cage getting so much panel time, speech bubbles, "cool" moments, etc.

He punches everyone in the face and suffers no consequences even if it's freakin Count Nefaria.

Originally posted by King Castle
when he recovered from the neural disruptor just by being Luke Cage.

his power set shouldnt allow him to recover that fast from having his neurons disrupted

Yeah having superhuman stamina and healing won't do that. It's because hes Luke Cage.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's not just about feats. I simply want to enjoy reading a damn book and I can't do that with Cage getting so much panel time, speech bubbles, "cool" moments, etc.

Ok thats a good point. I didn't see that much during Dark reign pretty much everybody got face time. Maybe its really gotten out of hand are you're just a hater.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

He punches everyone in the face and suffers no consequences even if it's freakin Count Nefaria.

That is impressive but that fight with the Doombot clearly contradicts that, or his fight with Thunderball were he was actually bleeding. Or getting one-shoted by Wrecker....dunno man.

racist undertones nonwithstanding , i have a hard time seeing anyone below herald doing anything to Nefaria, chop it up to bad writing

Punching Living Laser, might as well punch X-man/Loki's astral form as well.

pow right in the kisser
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edit: Ok that might be out of order.

Originally posted by Deadline
Ok thats a good point. I didn't see that much during Dark reign pretty much everybody got face time. Maybe its really gotten out of hand are you're just a hater.

He was overused in Dark Reign, too 😐 I'm fed up with Bendis shoving Cage down our throats.

Originally posted by Deadline
That is impressive but that fight with the Doombot clearly contradicts that, or his fight with Thunderball were he was actually bleeding. Or getting one-shoted by Wrecker....dunno man.

It doesn't contradict anything, he eventually beat the Doombot with a little help from his skank ho.

When did he fight Thunderball? Don't recall him getting one-shotted by Wrecker.

Originally posted by King Castle
Punching Living Laser, might as well punch X-man/Loki's astral form as well.

pow right in the kisser
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/39861/1142218-img011_super.jpg

Yeah, I wanted to mention that...

Why everybody gotta hate on the black man? 🙁 They Depowered T'Challa, They throw Blade in randoms books, Got Misty Knight pregnant only to kill off her unborn child and the rest of the black Marvel super heroes are nowhere to be seen so what if Luke gets a little love Caps been beating on everybody and anybody for 60 years i seen nobody hating on him 😠 . Don't get me started on Brudda Voodoo aka the shittiest Sorcerer Supreme ever 😐

to be honest they play up his strength and durability too much even when it shouldnt be enough for the shite he faces

Originally posted by iceman24567
Why everybody gotta hate on the black man? 🙁 They Depowered T'Challa, They throw Blade in randoms books, Got Misty Knight pregnant only to kill off her unborn child and the rest of the black Marvel super heroes are nowhere to be seen so what if Luke gets a little love Caps been beating on everybody and anybody for 60 years i seen nobody hating on him 😠 . Don't get me started on Brudda Voodoo aka the shittiest Sorcerer Supreme ever 😐

Darwin is technically black you know, (kinda like Obama) and he's shown alot of potential of late

Originally posted by iceman24567
Why everybody gotta hate on the black man? 🙁 They Depowered T'Challa, They throw Blade in randoms books, Got Misty Knight pregnant only to kill off her unborn child and the rest of the black Marvel super heroes are nowhere to be seen so what if Luke gets a little love Caps been beating on everybody and anybody for 60 years i seen nobody hating on him 😠 . Don't get me started on Brudda Voodoo aka the shittiest Sorcerer Supreme ever 😐

Exactly, there are so many interesting black characters and Marvel has to wank Luke Cage and no one else...?

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Darwin is technically black you know, (kinda like Obama) and he's shown alot of potential of late
I thought Dawin was black/spanish? Either way i dislike him as a character because of his deux machina thing