The Dave Chappelle Theory...

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The Dave Chappelle Theory...

http://www.chappelletheory.com/

if you have time, read this theory. kinda interesting.

January 28th, 2004
On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again."

The image, allegedly taped by Winfrey, and transmitted to Chappelle's house under the direction of Robert L. Johnson who called in some favors with Chappelle's local affiliate station manager, terrified Chappelle.

March 3rd, 2004
This reached its apex when Chappelle emerged from the shower one morning to find the three men sitting in his bathroom. By Chappelle's account, they told him "If we can get into your home this easily David, imagine what we can do to you if we really wanted to hurt you. If you don't tone down your show, maybe the next time we're in your bathroom, we'll be waiting for your wife or children to get out of the shower — not you."

April 14th, 2004
Technically, the second season finale aired, as the following two episodes were compilations of season 2 sketches.

Chappelle treaded lightly during this episode; the constant harassment has had a deep psychological impact on him. Sketches include the "First Black Man to Use a White Toilet," which poked fun at black historical figures, and more insight into the "Life of Little John." According to a stage hand, after the show, when Chappelle returned to his dressing room, he found a package containing pictures of Malcom X, Biggie Smalls, Tupac Shakur, and himself, with the words "You're Next" scrawled across his picture.

Originally posted by -hh-
http://www.chappelletheory.com/

if you have time, read this theory. kinda interesting.

Looks like Dave got beef

you have got to be kidding me 🙄

Originally posted by PVS
you have got to be kidding me 🙄
😛

It's more believable then some of the other big time conspiracy theories out there.

i love dave chappelle...there i said it

I actually took the time to read through this. This is pretty scary and serious shit. I'd like to think this isn't happening. I mean why haven't "The Dark Crusaders" tackled any other big name comedians who have the same sort of styling as Chappelle? Maybe it's because he was a bigger name than them? Maybe they don't won't to look suspicious? I wouldn't want to jump to any conclusion. I'd like to think 'Innocent until proven guilty' but we all know that doesn't always work. I'd probably dismiss this whole thing.

For some reason none of this surprises me. Wonder what Dave did with the physical evidence, like the packages he received.

Didn't Dave check into a Mental Institution thingy? Maybe that would be why?

So, are you saying that Oprah Winfrey is a Cristal-sipping, cuban-smoking, big-pimpin' kingpin?

Originally posted by Bushwacker
For some reason none of this surprises me. Wonder what Dave did with the physical evidence, like the packages he received.

Precisely. If any of this happened, and Dave tried to tell people of it, he could have shown them the stuff. How come this guy (site author) has seen it all, but no-one else did?

All seems rather implausible.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
So, are you saying that Oprah Winfrey is a Cristal-sipping, cuban-smoking, big-pimpin' kingpin?
I knew it.

i can picture dave chapelle catching wind of this website and making a funny skit out of this theory. think of the possibilities

What if it is true?They're going to kill the guy over a ****ing show?That's bull-shit.

The important thing here is:

Oprah is the ringleader.

Oprah looks like a pig.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Oprah looks like a pig.

Oh noes the lizard men are after dave now....

am i the only one imagining Oprah in a leather chair with an eye patch cackling as her henchmen torture a man to death while she smokes a cigar and pets a white cat

Originally posted by tabby999
am i the only one imagining Oprah in a leather chair with an eye patch cackling as her henchmen torture a man to death while she smokes a cigar and pets a white cat

That's the only image I get about her.