A Stupid Quiz Thingy
Brought to you by Lord Magnus
1: If someone you to do a stupid quiz thingy:
A: I grudgingly do it but only cause I’m such a good person
B: I do it cause stupid quiz thingies are cool
C: I do it cause all my friends did it… peer pressure
D: I lie on it to be a cool character
2: If you find a wallet in the street:
A: I leave it there; I don’t want to get involved
B: Woo-hoo! Free money!
C: I turn it in to the local authorities
D: I put up signs and give it to whoever claims it
3: What do you do in your spare time?
A: Absolutely nothing
B: I read… for fun! Really
C: Chat with my homies online
D: Work… I guess that isn’t “spare time” then
E: I like sports and hitting stuff!!! Yeah!!!
4: Which of these describe your conversations with other people?
A: Duh… I love your mom, or (put stupid catch phrase here____)
B: Comics! Or (put whiny geek obsession here______)
C: (droning on for hours about meaningless topic)
D: (Witty conversation about interesting topic)
E: (Political ranting)
F: (Gossip)
G: (yourself)
5: Which of these types of movies would you most like to see?
A: Romantic Comedy and/or chick flick
B: Big budget sci-fi action thrill ride
C: Incredibly violent shootout starring a rapper
D: Horror gore-fest thing
E: Comedy with mostly obscene humor
F: Disney movie and/or politically involved documentary
6: Which of these types of books would you most likely read?
A: An actual novel with actual good writing
B: Read? Hah!
C: A good book but nothing above 300 pages
D: Fantasy thing from the young adults section
7: What does E=MC2 stands for? Yeah, it’s a stupid question.
A: Eggs equals mouth, chew twice
B: Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
C: Electrons equal mass times centimeters squared
D: I equal your mom. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
E: I don’t know
8: What kind of friends do you surround yourself with?
A: Friends? Hah!
B: All the people who don’t have any friends except each other
C: People who make me laugh
D: The few. The proud. The nerds.
E: People with whom I can have intelligent conversations
F: The popular people
9: What type of TV show, if any, do you watch?
A: Anime/action cartoons/little known sci-fi things
B: Sitcoms/Stand-Up/Assorted Comedy Central
C: Cartoons!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: Dramas about hospitals/politics/police/whatnot
E: I don’t watch TV <I watch tv but none of the choices in this question.
F: People eating bugs for money
10: If you could define yourself positively in one word…
A: Witty
B: Popular
C: Hilarious
D: Honest
E: Generally awesome
F: Brilliant
G: Clever
H: Social
I: Hotheaded
J: Moral
Yes or no:
11: Do you think you have a good sense of humor? yes
12: Do you think you're a team player? no
13: Do you consider yourself moral? no
14: Do you have a big ego? yes
15: Are you intelligent? yes