Santa Vs Hulk

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Santa Vs Hulk

Who wins.

The fight happens on Christmas Eve, when the Power Santa is at its strongest.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Who wins.

The fight happens on Christmas Eve, when the Power Santa is at its strongest.

Santa's fat ass is invulerable to harm

Santa could take the Hulk.

Santa owns hulk......

Power Santa gives him:

complete control over time (can take presents to over 2 billion children in one night)

ability to control hordes of elfs and create them as much as he wants

reality warping (can fit two billion presents in one bag)

ability to levitate himself and other things (etc. reindeers)

the things he levitates fly well over lightspeed

he is invunerable to all damage because he is fat

control over the magic of Christmas which puts the magic of etc. Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate in shame

telepathy, can find out what everyone want for present

super strenght (can lift two billion toys with ease)

and other things.

Am i the only one disturbed by the notion of an old fat guy that wears red velvet watching (in a perverse way i'm sure) you all year around to see if you're "naughty" or "nice" ?
😖

Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.

🙂

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.

🙂

Well you can't really expect to get anything BUT coal after killing your entire race ❌

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Power Santa gives him:

he is invunerable to all damage because he is fat

😱 hes the blob's cousin twice removed!!!

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.

🙂

Did it happen on Christmas?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Did it happen on Christmas?

......I, think it did ?

santa would just give hulk a nice gift for being such a good hulk this year and he would revert back to banner from the sheer joy he gets. then santa whoops him before he can change back.

Originally posted by grey fox
......I, think it did ?

Then it's PIS!

Santa can't be beaten on Christmas, that is when Power Santa is at its strongest! 😠

It might have been his decoy-Santa.

Nah no decoys.....

Then it's PIS. 😒

Santa is power incarnate.

Santa obviously.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.

🙂

He sure did, and Santa was quick with a blade.

Santa. Effortlessly. He wields the Power Santa.

Power Santa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Power Cosmic.

True. 😎