Modem Driving Me Insane!

The fan on the back of of the modem is making non stop loud rattling noises, as if a large squirrel was swirling round and round the belt. I've tapped it and it quietened down for about 2 and a half seconds, then re-started back up again with the agitating noise. I can even hear it through my music. WTF do I do. I know it requires cleaning, but help me or something.

you need to unplug every wire connected to your pc..... then take off the case of your pc...

Then gently hovver up all the dust that in your pc... concentrate around all the fans and heat sinks....

Well, you could do that, but is the modem internal or external?

well you could do that... or you can play the "hammer game"..

YAY the HAMMER GAME!!!!!
Heres the rules!!!
Hit the technology with a hammer till it works!!!!!
Just remember!!! Don't hold back for nothing!!!!

Well, if its external theres no need to unplug and clean everything, just the modem..

.... And its easier to just hit the modem if its external... no chance of damaging anything thats working!!!!

You can always just do the old *throws at wall*

and risk breaking it???

R U CRAZY???