hey was Greives ever alive?

Started by Dirk Jade4 pages

hey was Greives ever alive?

was General Greivas ever alive or was he always a weird robot with a heart and brain... can sum1 please explain that to me? and if he WAS alive at one point why did palpatine make vader such a crappy suit.

Yes.

wow..........just........WOW

hmmmmmmmmmmm cant say that I know

Yes. He was once a Jedi Knight like Obi1s father. Then one day he betrayed and murdered him...

Re: hey was Greives ever alive?

Originally posted by Dirk Jade
why did palpatine make vader such a crappy suit.

Dear God Newbie! You take that back, or I'm going to have to surgically remove your brain to see what's broken with it.

how the f*** can you be born part alien, part droid????

i mean WTF😐

crappy suit? 99% percent of the population of the world have nothing bad to say about Vader - we all love that guy, now, take that back n00b!

great idea! lets take a droid and throw on some frail and useless organs just to make it interesting.

LoL

That "crappy suit" was the best that life support technology could provide at the time.... I´ll like to see you do better!!! 😒

and besides... the suit looks awesome.

He was human once but alas he continued to smoke even after they told him the tumors were inopporable....

(I hope everyone realizes I'm B.S.ing here.)
At any rate, the eyes and feet look organic as well...

Looks pretty damn 'organic' to me.

At least, that's what they want you to think... 😛

OK who's Greives? 🤨

General Grievous's clone, of course.

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Damn I missed another memo. 😂

No, you just didn't see the deleted scene. 😉

DELETED SCENE:

Exterior, Grievous' Landing Platform

OBI-WAN has just killed GENERAL GRIEVOUS and has tossed down the blaster pistol he committed the act with. He turns to leave when suddenly a cyborg that looks exactly like GRIEVOUS emerges from the shadows.

GREIVES: Ahh! The Negotiator! General Kenobi! You killed my clone!

KENOBI: Bloody hell! You just won't die, will you?

GREIVES charges down KENOBI with SIXTEEN lightsabers all in girly shades of pink and purple and blue, and swings all at once, but blocks himself due to his COMPLETE LACK OF SKILL.

GREIVES: Drats! Foiled again!

CHEESY VILLIAN THEMES FROM EARLY FILMS play as GREIVES curls his WAXED MUSTACHE and KENOBI shoots him multiple times in the arm joints, the activated lightsabers falling on GREIVES and cutting him to bits.

GREIVES: Ahh!

GREIVES explodes.

KENOBI: Bloody hell!

Originally posted by Captain REX

GREIVES charges down KENOBI with SIXTEEN lightsabers all in girly shades of pink and purple and blue, and swings all at once, but blocks himself due to his COMPLETE LACK OF SKILL.

You left the feathered boa out 😒

He's the cheap rip-off of Vader. 😐

Originally posted by Dirk Jade
was General Greivas ever alive or was he always a weird robot with a heart and brain... can sum1 please explain that to me? and if he WAS alive at one point why did palpatine make vader such a crappy suit.
ARE YOU DISSING MY FAVORITE OF ALL BAD GUYS!? SHAME ON YOU!

VADER IS THE BEST BECAUSE IM A FAN OF VADER AND I SHOULD KNOW