tans

Back on the tan issue, it takes me ages to tan so I just don't bother trying. I now use Factor 353, i.e. an asbestos suit and a welding mask. 🙁

Back onto Tex's crappy day, I hit some stupid fat arsed bint from behind this morning and had an argument on our kid this afternoon to boot. The crazy fat piece is gonna phone next week and try to get my company to pay for a dent in her bumper that I clearly didn't make, my car was totally untouched and hers looked that way too. I may just tell her b******s, she can try and prove I made the dent.

I hope she brings her husband cus I feel like kicking someones ass at the moment. 😠 😠

Not Good!

*sets up stupid rubber clown for Mech*

Here's my practice clown. Feel free to beat the crap out of him.

*Mech takes a flying headbutt at clown weeble*

Ha ha!

*Weeble bounces back up and puts Mech on his arse*

*helps Mech up, hands him clown gun*

Try this.

*Fires gun and destroys clown weeble*

Wow, now I know what god feels like...........when he's holding a gun. (Property of Matt Groening)

Hehehe.

Ready to go to the circus with me ? 😈

I wanna kill all the clowns and steal thier funny little car. 😈

That sounds like a fun weekend !

Count me in !!

😂

and dont play with the TIgers

Actually I would never patronize a circus.

Don't get me started on that. 😠

*innocent voice*
why not gundark?

why dont we put you in a cage and bring you out for people to watch while eating candy floss and popcorn

because that would be bad for your teeth

🙄

I'm going to the beach with Zink and another friend today. MORE TANNING MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🙄

don't forget Cobalt 😄

Who the hell is cobalt? Isn't that a shade of blue?

he's a friend of Einsteinium, why?

Sorry you had such a bad day Mech. As for the tanning business, I don't even think about that. I just use sunblock and keep my T-Shirt on. I don't want to scare the wildlife away.