So zombies aren't real?

Started by Solo1 pages

So zombies aren't real?

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Think again.

its a scam. and a very old one

Just noticed, oops.

Zombies are in the OT, that's why I stay in the GF.

fear not, DJ is here to put this thread to sleep 😂

OH!!! and I was looking forward to playin resident evil in real life!!!

Notice every story that that page links to has /news.bbc.co.uk in the web address but the story in question doesn't?

Why don't people check this stuff out before posting it?

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

Originally posted by PVS
fear not, DJ is here to put this thread to sleep 😂
This threads dead anyway..

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

It's almost like Jesus........
😂

.................... wow....

Zombies are very real, they're everywhere, but we don't notice cuz, as a rule, people don't see the forest for the trees.

Originally posted by Mindship
Zombies are very real, they're everywhere, but we don't notice cuz, as a rule, people don't see the forest for the trees.
😂 😂 Can I have some too??????????

didn't you see the date:

"Last Updated: Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK"

April Fools

Originally posted by Mindship
Zombies are very real, they're everywhere, but we don't notice cuz, as a rule, people don't see the forest for the trees.
pass the cheeba 😮‍💨

Make your own zombies!

Requirements:
Non-lethal dose of fugu (blowfish) poison.
A doctor to declare the poisoned-person legally dead.
Then just sit back and watch as the person wakes up waisted in the morgue.
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/caribarch/zombi.htm