Lies

Started by Snoopbert7 pages

Originally posted by DarkC
😆 Really?! This I gotta see!!
Yep 😆 God that thread is pure hilariousness.

Problem is how do you know the memeber is lying. Proof dosent always porve anything.

someone claimed once they tried to save an old lady and was stabbed repeatedly.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Problem is how do you know the memeber is lying.

Often you can tell a member is lying because they are often so stupid that they don't know what they are lying about. A complete lack of knowledge about a subject that you claim to be familiar with often is a strong signal that you're lying.

Changing you're story often is a sure sign of lying.

Admitting to impossible feats or implausable scenarios is often a sign of lying.

Some members even do all three in one post Jacope
😉

Originally posted by JacopeX
Proof dosent always porve anything.

No proof never 'porves' anything. But by the very nature of the word PROOF does usually PROVE things.

😆 Yeah RJ, good times.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Often you can tell a member is lying because they are often so stupid that they don't know what they are lying about. A complete lack of knowledge about a subject that you claim to be familiar with often is a strong signal that you're lying.

Changing you're story often is a sure sign of lying.

Admitting to impossible feats or implausable scenarios is often a sign of lying.

Some members even do all three in one post Jacope
😉

No proof never 'porves' anything. But by the very nature of the word PROOF does usually PROVE things.

One time, I was travelling home from work and there was this accident, so I stopped to help. The man was in bad shape, so I tried to help him. I applied a turban around his wound to stop the bleeding and this seemed to help a little and he was staple until the ambulance arrived. Or wait...no...he wasn't staple until they arrived, but his wife was, yes...I had to give her a turban too. Anyhow...just before the ambulance came, another car slid towards us and I jumped up and stood in front of it. It was amazing...I held out my hands and stopped the car by sheer will....I turned back to the three men I had aplied turbans to, and made sure they were ok. The ambulance came and when the attendants got out, both slipped and fell, one breaking his leg. SO I applied a turban to HIS wound too, picked up all five patients, the 2 attendants, and the 3 women I had helped and drove them ALL To the hospital in my Viper.

IT was the greatest day of my life! And then the couple named their baby Scott, in honour of me. ✅

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
One time, I was travelling home from work and there was this accident, so I stopped to help. The man was in bad shape, so I tried to help him. I applied a turban around his wound to stop the bleeding and this seemed to help a little and he was staple until the ambulance arrived. Or wait...no...he wasn't staple until they arrived, but his wife was, yes...I had to give her a turban too. Anyhow...just before the ambulance came, another car slid towards us and I jumped up and stood in front of it. It was amazing...I held out my hands and stopped the car by sheer will....I turned back to the three men I had aplied turbans to, and made sure they were ok. The ambulance came and when the attendants got out, both slipped and fell, one breaking his leg. SO I applied a turban to HIS wound too, picked up all five patients, the 2 attendants, and the 3 women I had helped and drove them ALL To the hospital in my Viper.

IT was the greatest day of my life! And then the couple named their baby Scott, in honour of me. ✅

My brother the hero

I like the name Scott! Can i? Please

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
My brother the hero

I like the name Scott! Can i? Please

Yep...I was even given the key to the city for saving 12 lives. 🙂

Umm...yes...if...well...you want to. 😮

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yep...I was even given the key to the city for saving 12 lives. 🙂

Umm...yes...if...well...you want to. 😮

wow scott. you should have dated tht hot model who begged you for sex cause you were famous..

and yes i want to

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
wow scott. you should have dated tht hot model who begged you for sex cause you were famous..

and yes i want to

I would have, but I was preparing to become a priest at the time, so chastity prevailed.

hug

ohhh. well at least the priesthood had a good men..tht was util you became a movie star

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Often you can tell a member is lying because they are often so stupid that they don't know what they are lying about. A complete lack of knowledge about a subject that you claim to be familiar with often is a strong signal that you're lying.

Changing you're story often is a sure sign of lying.

Admitting to impossible feats or implausable scenarios is often a sign of lying.

Some members even do all three in one post Jacope
😉

No proof never 'porves' anything. But by the very nature of the word PROOF does usually PROVE things.

Indeed it does...

Originally posted by JacopeX
Problem is how do you know the memeber is lying. Proof dosent always porve anything.

🙄

*announcers's voice*

For your latest example, ladies and gentlemen, check out GCG's "DO you people ever sleep?!" thread.

Originally posted by DarkC
🙄

*announcers's voice*

For your latest example, ladies and gentlemen, check out GCG's "DO you people ever sleep?!" thread.

Like I aid, the kid must be a sucker for punishment. Maybe he has a humiliation fetish?

Check out the "Immigration in the US" on page 4 to see another lie.

"Not for a week" 😱

What about the 'No names please'...

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Like I aid, the kid must be a sucker for punishment. Maybe he has a humiliation fetish?
hysterical oh god I just pictured a guy at his prom being announced prom king going up on stage and havng blood and feathers poured all over him with the entire school laughing at him and his rolling around on the stange rubbing his nipples 😆 *oh god im crying*

We haven't named anyone.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Hmm...anyone remenbers the White Lady incident more than a year ago? She claim that someone had a heart attack and she was exposed when we ask her about the condition of the patient.
In fact, that is the only named one I can see.