Now a days..Good women are hard to find..

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Originally posted by WindDancer
Women belong in the kitchen. They should be cooking and cleaning the house! Thats right!

😂 So if your woman asks you for a watch for Christmas, do you tell her she's already got one on the cooker ?

Re: Re: Now a days..Good women are hard to find..

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
This will all come to pass once you men stop thinking with your smaller heads first and foremost.

See, I kinda think that you're right AND wrong at the same time. Men do want sex, lots and lots of sex. Well, I do anyway. But men aren't the only gender that enjoys sex. Don't you enjoy sex? So, you're right in that men want sex and make bad descisions because of that desire. But, when you say that men think with the wrong head, not only are you make a generalization, but you don't give women any credit. When a woman says that men are only interested in sex, then they remove their own basic humanity. And that is what has kept women barefoot and preagnant for centuries. Women should be out, taking advantage of men, just as much as men take advantage of women.

You know, if we were all Praying Mantis, this would be a non-issue. Now, there's a species you women should get behind.

I have a good Woman who has just made me a cup of tea and is telling me to Watch the end of "Bend it like Beckham", I am ignoring her 🙂

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
I have a good Woman who has just made me a cup of tea and is telling me to Watch the end of "Bend it like Beckham", I am ignoring her 🙂
You're a real man Whirlysplat

Originally posted by Black Rob
You're a real man Whirlysplat

thanks mate 😂 She would hit me if she knew what I had typed 😂 I sit with this on my lap, if she only knew 🙂 She had one of her friends round tonight soooo... it was an easy option to type and ignore them both. 🙂 I am so cunning 🙂

lol bend it like beckam=chick flick good for you watch it and make her rub your feet 2🙂

Originally posted by soleran30
lol bend it like beckam=chick flick good for you watch it and make her rub your feet 2🙂

She has gone to bed I am on holiday and she is not 🙂

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Oh bullshiet, thats not sexist, thats fact admit it.
No, it's extremely sexist. I always knew that both sexes egged each other on, didn't think I'd see someone with 'life experience' do it though.

One word - Whores. Quite possibly the answer to every problem ever known. They know what you need, and will give it to you without any of the nagging, whining, bitching moaning and crying that often goes with dating "normal" women. Plus, they're only around for an hour and you don't have to feign interest in their talks of clothing/desperate housewives/shopping/shoes/gossip about bullshit ect.

😂

Originally posted by BackFire
One word - Whores. Quite possibly the answer to every problem ever known. They know what you need, and will give it to you without any of the nagging, whining, bitching moaning and crying that often goes with dating "normal" women. Plus, they're only around for an hour and you don't have to feign interest in their talks of clothing/desperate housewives/shopping/shoes/gossip about bullshit ect.

What about the possibility of contracting diseases?

(Must...remain...straight-faced...)

Originally posted by WindDancer
Women belong in the kitchen. They should be cooking and cleaning the house! Thats right!

Now, if you all excuse me, I have to go back to my cave and finish this project I'm working on. I'm going to call it a Wheel.

Someone needs to invent a bedtchin. A bed combined with a kitchen so they never even have to move to fulfill their destiny. They can lie there for sex and maybe even cook dinner while engaging in it. Think of the possibilities! Finish up sex, and then have a delicious home cooked meal to enjoy immediately.

Also, perhaps a device that would surgically remove the segment of their brain which allows them to speak and have an independent thought process would be in order. This would solve two problems.

1. They wouldn't run/walk away from you when they don't feel like putting out.

2. They would not backtalk at all, or talk in general, definately a worthwhile goal, with this we'd have no more annoying Hilary Clintons running around trying to censor video games, damn whore.

You could also train them to never allow themselves to get fat, and all sorts of other nifty tricks. (Did someone say destroying their gag reflex?)

Also, please note that I'm joking, so please don't validate any of this by bitching about it.

Originally posted by FeceMan
What about the possibility of contracting diseases?

(Must...remain...straight-faced...)

**** it, the world will probably be destroyed by the time the disease runs its course.

Or you could always wear condoms.

bwahahahahaha BF you always crack me up hysterical

Originally posted by BackFire
Someone needs to invent a bedtchin. A bed combined with a kitchen so they never even have to move to fulfill their destiny. They can lie there for sex and maybe even cook dinner while engaging in it. Think of the possibilities! Finish up sex, and then have a delicious home cooked meal to enjoy immediately.

Also, perhaps a device that would surgically remove the segment of their brain which allows them to speak and have an independent thought process would be in order. This would solve two problems.

1. They wouldn't run/walk away from you when they don't feel like putting out.

2. They would not backtalk at all, or talk in general, definately a worthwhile goal, with this we'd have no more annoying Hilary Clintons running around trying to censor video games, damn whore.

You could also train them to never allow themselves to get fat, and all sorts of other nifty tricks. (Did someone say destroying their gag reflex?)

Also, please note that I'm joking, so please don't validate any of this by bitching about it.

😂

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There's a girl who likes me at the moment but I am waiting untill after christmas to go out with her so I dont have to buy her a christmas present. 🙂

Originally posted by KmcKarma
There's a girl who likes me at the moment but I am waiting untill after christmas to go out with her so I dont have to buy her a christmas present. 🙂

so you're going to wait till new years to inflate her?
good luck

Originally posted by KmcKarma
There's a girl who likes me at the moment but I am waiting untill after christmas to go out with her so I dont have to buy her a christmas present. 🙂

If only more comedians had your grasp of timing. Shame you don't use your powers for good, instead of evil. 😉

Originally posted by BackFire
One word - Whores. Quite possibly the answer to every problem ever known. They know what you need, and will give it to you without any of the nagging, whining, bitching moaning and crying that often goes with dating "normal" women. Plus, they're only around for an hour and you don't have to feign interest in their talks of clothing/desperate housewives/shopping/shoes/gossip about bullshit ect.

Whores give you everything you need, including the clap.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
There's a girl who likes me at the moment but I am waiting untill after christmas to go out with her so I dont have to buy her a christmas present. 🙂

Just go out with her and dont buy her shit for christmas..women should give me things for my company and love.

In that case - Added bonuses as well.