DO NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD!!! (or else!)

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DO NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD!!! (or else!)

ive noticed alot of threads at kmc get hijacked and the topic is squashed.
but not this time!!! the line has been drawn.

YOU WILL NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD DAMNIT!!!!
or you will face the harshest of consequences!!!!!!

dont test me!!! 😠

What's this thread about?

Originally posted by PVS
ive noticed alot of threads at kmc get hijacked and the topic is squashed.
but not this time!!! the line has been drawn.

YOU WILL NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD DAMNIT!!!!
or you will face the harshest of consequences!!!!!!

dont test me!!! 😠

look!! i'm testing you

Us not hijacking it of course ✅ 😖mart:

My cat's breath smells like poop.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
My cat's breath smells like poop.

Holy shit. You're back.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
What's this thread about?

screw this. Who here likes pizza?

Originally posted by xyz jedi
screw this. Who here likes pizza?

No, screw you.

Originally posted by Dark Envy
No, screw you.

No bashing kiddie. Now run along.

pvs is a reptillian entitity

Originally posted by Deano
pvs is a reptillian entitity
like reptile?

one of these

he and his race are highly advanced entities but viewed as beings of a negative, hostile or dangerous disposition since they regard humans as a totally inferior race. They would perceive us much the way we would perceive a herd of cattle. There is supposedly a "driven" planetoid or asteroid inhabited by 30 million of these lizard-folk that is to enter our solar system in 2012 if the present schedule is kept.

They consider earth to be their own ancient outpost and would expect to have complete control of the entire planet upon their return. Their own planet is becoming unable to adequately support life and they need somewhere else to live.

Reptilians are somewhat cold-blooded aliens, like most reptiles. They have a snake like or lizard appearance. What distinguishes these "Reptilian" extraterrestrials is their skin, which has small, fine scales, rather than smooth. Like the greys, the eyes are often oval, and an almost snout-like blunt process in the area of the nose and mouth, giving this type an almost dragon-like humanoid appearance.

The information about these creatures varies from source to source. Supposedly they consider Earth their ancient outpost and want to have complete control over it because their planet is becoming unable to adequately support life.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Holy shit. You're back.

Yes....did I leave?

Oh, you mean before?

Yes, I did come back.

I know I know you....you used to send me boobs, didn't you? 😄

Strange post their Deano, sounds very similar to the covenant.

The elites (also known as "split lip" to their human rivals and Sangheili to their fellow warrior race) are part of the covenant race. Elites are that such, creme of the warrior crops and the iron heart of the Covenant military. There are a few varieties of the Elite, but all are roughly 8'6" tall and incredibly strong. Their strength allows them to rely on brute force when necessary, but they are quite capable of brilliant battlefield tactics as well. Their natural resilience is augmented by full body energy shielding which recharges when depleted. They wield plasma pistols, plasma rifles, plasma grenades, needlers, carbines, beam rifles, fuel rod guns, and the formidable energy sword.

Elites consider the other Covenant client races to be below them in all ways. The Elites are the only known race permitted to operate starships within the Covenant, though the crews are always a mix of races.

In the Elite culture, names are considered a privilege. Only things of importance are named. The Elites generally consider humans to be nameless, and resent the fact that humans have assigned the label "Elite" to them, as humans have no standing to be naming things.

Because names are important to the Elite society, each element of the name has a meaning. Elite names are contructed from a series of parts. An example is Ado 'Mortumee. "Ado" is his given name, which is all he had until he was considered an adult. As an adult he earned the right to carry the badge name "'Mortumee". This name is made up of three parts: MOR (an adjectival descriptor, such as "fast", or "deadly"😉, TUM ( a créche name, basically his family name), and EE (an honorific indicating he is a participant in the military). Most Elites will have names with this kind of construction.

The Covenant military promotion is by merit. A Covenant soldier must succeed to advance. Success is often measured in scalps. A Covenant of "Admiral" or equivalent rank, may have personally slaughtered thousands of individuals.

Elites have several classes or ranks:

The Blue armored Elites are Elite minors, and generally serve as foot-soldiers. However they have been seen commanding several of the lesser Covenant races.

The Red armored Elites are Elite majors, or veterans who command other Elites and larger squads.

The Gold armored Elites are Zealots and "Ship Masters", and normally captain starships or lead whole regiments of troops in large engagements.

The Black and White armored Elites are Spec-Ops and usually command Spec-Op Grunts.

Gray and Light Blue armored Elites are Infiltrators and are rarely ever seen without their active camouflage generators engaged.

Elite Rangers are trained to use anti-gravity thruster packs in combat, are are equally dangerous in low or no-gravity enviroments as well as in "normal" gravity environments.

Elite Councilors are rarely seen in combat since their role within the Covenant seems to be strictly political. This does not mean, however, that they are unskilled combatants.

Honor Guards are Elites with especially ornamented armor, and are the best of the best. Instead of fighting out in the field with the Covenant troops on the front lines, they guard the Prophets from harm personally.

Elites have an interesting physical appearance. Their jaw is quadruple-hinged; they have an upper jaw, and then four mandible-like lips which are lined with sharp teeth. Their legs are double jointed so they can jump great distances compared to humans, and their unusually shaped hoof-like feet give them tremendous balance. Their hands have four fingers; two middle fingers and two thumb-like fingers on the outside of the hand for grasping. They have grayish-brown skin and purple-blue blood and it is not known what chemical makes the blood this color, though it is assumed they breathe oxygen because they can breath the same atmosphere as humans.

It should be noted that the higher-ranking Elites have strange glyphs on the backs of their armor. Upon closer examination, these glyphs were found to be directly related to the same strange symbols that have appeared in ancient Forerunner structures found throughout known UNSC controlled space. This leaves considerable evidence that the Covenant worship, or at least revere, the Forerunners.

(😮 sorry got a little carried away there...)

The problem is AOR, there are people who actually believe what Deano is talking about. Check out the GDF regarding this topic.

I am aware of this topic as I am no stranger here. I believe he also attributed the "lizard entity" to describe the moderators as well

Originally posted by AOR
I am aware of this topic as I am no stranger here. I believe he also attributed the "lizard entity" to describe the moderators as well

I was under the impression that he was trying to make PVS the butt of his 'lizard man' jest as PVS, I and a few others often make fun of Deano because of his belief in such a theory and the beliefs that he has put forth in other threads.

However I may be wrong and you may be correct about his intentions.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I was under the impression that he was trying to make PVS the butt of his 'lizard man' jest as PVS, I and a few others often make fun of Deano because of his belief in such a theory and the beliefs that he has put forth in other threads.

However I may be wrong and you may be correct about his intentions.

I believe he tries to make everyone the butt of his crock-pot theories. I'm not disagreeing knowing Deano from previous threads, that he may in fact be making fun of PVS. I just wanted to mention that he described the mods in a similar way.

Re: DO NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD!!! (or else!)

Originally posted by PVS
ive noticed alot of threads at kmc get hijacked and the topic is squashed.
but not this time!!! the line has been drawn.

YOU WILL NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD DAMNIT!!!!
or you will face the harshest of consequences!!!!!!

dont test me!!! 😠

PVS

Of course im gonna hijack this thrwead cuz you a ***** that all he does is talk talk talk talk.......and talk but no action. 😈
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